Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟

Forgot to mention this on here. Mickey Mouse at Disney world knew who Dan and Phil are. I wore my phantasy land shirt and he flipped out. It was great

let's take a moment to appreciate the ring

If I had a nickel for every time a parent was somehow unaware of the fact their kid is in a special education class, I'd have 2 nickels. HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

No you need to include every single Dan and Phil clip in existence

I've never tried this but I feel like I need to now

I fawn, then fight, then flee. Pretty much always in that order

I miss the papillon one sm 😭

Oh the joys of working with children

I have considered getting these for YEARS but I don't have the balls

I don't need anything, but the urge to go thrifting today is strong

Only a few more weeks until I get to wear my phantasy land shirt in fantasy land

dan howell sitting on a chair, wearing a fake chest body suit and a pair of colorful shorts. he's looking into the camera with a straight face. the room he's in is dark but a small light is lighting up his upper body.

there's a man in the room

the internet may be here, but is it great? much to think about

My New Englander is showing. I have the urge to walk through the snow storm to Dunkin to get an iced coffee

They're not my favorite, but they're fun and brainless. Sometimes that's what I need.

the concept of dan and phil announcing phan to jonathan byers #strangerthings #danandphil #fyp #foruyou #strangerthings4 TikTok video by 𝘫𝘰𝘺 𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘦 🪐

I gotchu www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fQpvGs/

Thanks. I'm waiting for the ENT to schedule an appointment with me, so I remain deaf in one ear for the foreseeable future

I just have a lot of wax in my ear. It started bleeding because she couldn't get it out and was messing around in there for so long

OK my ear is bleeding now and they're sending me to ENT 😭

"That's the most earwax I've ever seen come out of a person and there's still more in there" - medical assistant

a religious experience

finally stickered my new laptop

running on like 4 hours of sleep, my right ear is clogged so bad I can't hear, I got slapped in the face, and a coworker was being ableist to a child.

It's been a rough day

When I studied abroad, a guy at a party found out I was American and his first question was "Have you ever been in a school shooting?"

At the time I said no and laughed it off but if that happened now, I would've said yes to see his reaction

November 27 2024

It has come to my attention that one of my students thought my hair was wig this entire school year.

I am officially 2009 Phil Lester

Brazilian pizza place gave me a free pizza I think? Glad I decided to Google translate it. How do y'all think this works? Should I just bring the pizza box in like a coupon next time I go?

It's a line from frozen 2 and I have reddish hair. I think he was just trying to tell me he loves me but didn't quite realize the implication of that line 🤣

Just had to explain to a child that jumping in my lap and saying "you are my fiesty fearless ginger-sweet love" is not appropriate for school

Just realized that since I'm going to Disney in February, I can wear the phantasy land sweatshirt to fantasy land