Matt Kelly

Did anyone tell the ICE agent with the assault rifle that if he were Latino he'd be mistaken for a narco-terrorist invading the US?

This is the correct approach. Democrats just need to keep reminding everyone Trump is having 'conversations' with himself and people who don't exist.

So this is just vendor financing to help OpenAI get its hands on chips it otherwise can't afford, because OpenAI loses money hand over fist. Or am I missing something?

City should make putting ketchup on a hot dog subject to 30-day imprisonment to smoke out the Texan invaders

Doesn't this just give Dems another talking point? 'And you need to award the backpay, too.'

Like, what am I missing here?

That's the Admin proposing to break the law, not break new policy ground.

A true conservative would be up there talking about chartering a national, nonprofit air traffic corporation like they have in other countries. Trump Admin stands up and says everything sucks because Democrats.

Kristi Noem was the governor of South Dakota when Biden was President. Guess what she said regarding Biden potentially federalizing the Guard.

Don't beat yourself up, Tim; Zuck's vision isn't any better.

Chicago journalists will deliver.

I am overseas right now, thank you for reminding me to ask for some local concoction

It's infirmity, is what it is.

Poisoned chalice. I'd be interested in her guaranteed severance package, whatever that might be.

And don't overlook the hat, always a hat in public now because he doesn't want people seeing his now notably thinning hair.

This is happening and it should be a primary talking point for Pritzker, Newsom, congressional Democrats-- everyone, really.

Translated: 'We're sending them to big US cities with significant black and brown populations.'

I mean, if he's serious about leaving the country, can we support his GoFundMe?

The proper follow-up would've been, 'Do you even *understand* what's not working, Mr. President?'

He doesn't. He has no clue what he's talking about. Just knows that he must say 'Obama bad' at all times.

You forgot that we also lent Argentina $20 billion to do this.

Yes Mr. CEO, but remember: the $2 billion you're paying is going to bail out soybean farmers also facing headwinds because nobody's buying their products anymore because tariffs.

We're paying more in taxes to keep folks on welfare who are jobless because of the higher taxes.

Judge is clearly trying to head off Clarence Thomas at the pass with his 'whatever was customary and understood at the Framing' nonsense.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.

So who'd the farmer vote for?

People are reporting 'ICY' conditions on Waze and Google, apparently.

I don't get it. Two of the nine schools in question ALREADY reached a settlement with Trump 2.0 to secure funding.

Why would anyone agree to this, when you know Trump will just shake you down for more money again?

I'm not sure what happens to our souls after we die, but I would not want to be these Republican justices standing before St. Peter.

This is correct.

Like, if Trump is just about exercising raw and lawless power at all times, why *wouldn't* we want the government shut down?

He'll still exercise that power to some extent, but not the full extent.