Husband & I have this long-running joke where we refer to my thighs as Thunder & Lightning (appreciatively). 4yo daughter overheard this the other day & immediately decided her feet need names, too. Didn’t even need to PAUSE for thought before she dubbed them “Squeaky Mouse” and “Rainbow Patootie.”

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“Ms. Frizzle needs to be reported to OSHA, and I don’t say that lightly” - my husband, reading to our 4yo

Honestly Mr. Grinch, I got garlic in my soul too