Gobshite Chris

Hi gays

Feeling like you have so much to offer someone but nobody being interested is so so exhausting

Not being dramatic or anything but I have a cold and think I might die :(

Fuck my drag I guess!

Made a joke on twitter which had apparently:
• ruined one of the most important moments of a twinks life
• shown that gays are awful people who take it too far
• proved why homophobia is on the rise
• shown why i will never experience true happiness

👀

2025 body count already in double figures

Couples who overshare online should also explain their breakup - you made me invest, now I need closure

Last night I went to the pantomime (oh yes I did).

What a joyous gleeful experience. For many people (me included) pantomime was my first introduction to the theatre, and spawned a love that exists to this day.

Panto is the lifeblood of British theatre; and my goodness, we’re lucky to have it.

90% sure my brother is gonna get married next year, taking applications for a +1

Still haven’t solidified new years plans, I never have any idea what’s going on anywhere 🫨

I could be sat across from you like this, but you playin

Dyall think Dorothy could hear them singing “For Good” and wondering wtf was going on upstairs

Oomf said I’m not allowed to see Wicked the film until after I’ve seen the stage show and we’re going to see it tonight 🤩🤩🤩 v excited

Winter bf is in dire need I fear

Body kinda be bodying rn??

Not mad about how my body is looking but neeeed my chest hair to grow back asap

Had to shave my chest for something I’m filming today and I look like a naked mole rat :(

I don’t understand @gaysof.bsky.social

Obsessed with Katherine Ryan clocking me in my IG DM’s

Spilt a bottle of poppers all over my chest earlier and let me tell you, that shit ✨ burns ✨

Alt is on here too btw 😇 @hungthotter.bsky.social

They’ve got an opening now, you should join xx

You look like the lost member of one direction

The way I know my life would be 300% easier if I had a Brazilian boyfriend

Do you ever have a dream so crazy it makes you decide to go to therapy

You’re on a different continent for two weeks, you have an excuse! Charlie only has to wait an extra 24 hours!

Robbing bastards

Right??!!!!! 😭😭

Last night my flatmate said he fancied something “a little sweet” so he made himself a lemsip 🥲🥲🥲

Please help, I’m living with a psychopath