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I’m literally only back to say this one thing because it staggered me so profoundly. Farewell again my pretties xoxo

06.03.2026 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I SUPPORT THIS VIEWPOINT 100% – Lizard Poste, Norkspert

06.03.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a woman driving a convertible. Mind BLOWN I didn’t know we could do that

06.03.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 9

Thank you sir 🫑 IG DMs are still open for reporting

11.01.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going on a little socmed sabbatical for a few months! Remember me in your hearts and your wills πŸ˜ŒπŸ’•βœ¨ily xoxo

10.01.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Favourite of all!!!

10.01.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is alarmed! But given time, he’ll be fab πŸ₯°

10.01.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Biscotti, a green and yellow canary, sitting on the edge of a door. He looks super tiny

Biscotti, a green and yellow canary, sitting on the edge of a door. He looks super tiny

The smallest angel in the world

10.01.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Have been up all night packing etc. Messaged my new boss on LinkedIn at 3am because I thought it was day time. Vibrating with that primal strength that lets mothers lift fallen trees from their babies. Yahoo motherfuckers, today it’s cope or die

08.01.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Women with their tits out, no gun and working entirely on tips are out here every night, getting big scary men to chill the hell out AND tip.

Cops could never.

08.01.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 514    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Phantom guns, I assure you!! I am comically weak in my upper body πŸ˜‚ but my goal for the year is to do a single pushup! πŸ’ͺ

07.01.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally nobody could complain!!

07.01.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope everyone has noticed how extremely far away from the guide lines we drew my drilling is. You can’t cage me with your lines and planning!!!!

07.01.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaall is calm
Aaaaall is holey πŸ˜Œβœ¨πŸ•³οΈ

07.01.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lizzie drilling holes into a wall above a window frame that is LOUSY with holes of yore

Lizzie drilling holes into a wall above a window frame that is LOUSY with holes of yore

You know what this corner needs? 700 more holes. That’ll make it really sing!

07.01.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

IMAGINE

07.01.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does seem to be very ~conceptual~ at that amount, right? Tied up in so much as to be sort of meaningless aside from as a form of immense power and domination

07.01.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A page from the book that reads:

The uncannily cute can't help reminding us that in our intimate relations we often don't know who really has the upper hand.
They invite you to toy with them and then visit their part feigned, part genuine fury on you for doing so. They enjoy being on the receiving end of power-but only if it is play-ful; any serious attempt to strong-arm them or actually to master them will be rejected.
They draw you in and then spit you out-charmingly. One moment they behave like a slave and refuse all autonomy, presenting themselves as your plaything; the next, they behave as a master, willfully dictating the terms of their relations with you.

A page from the book that reads: The uncannily cute can't help reminding us that in our intimate relations we often don't know who really has the upper hand. They invite you to toy with them and then visit their part feigned, part genuine fury on you for doing so. They enjoy being on the receiving end of power-but only if it is play-ful; any serious attempt to strong-arm them or actually to master them will be rejected. They draw you in and then spit you out-charmingly. One moment they behave like a slave and refuse all autonomy, presenting themselves as your plaything; the next, they behave as a master, willfully dictating the terms of their relations with you.

The cover of the book The Power of Cute by philosopher Simon May

The cover of the book The Power of Cute by philosopher Simon May

Wow this book seems to be about the concept of brats

07.01.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was wondering what their capacity for challenging a will would be, given that they’re estranged. I want it all to go to Vivian, who I feel we can trust to distribute it across the non-evil family and the wider world of workers

07.01.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder who will inherit Musk’s trillions. You know, when it happens

07.01.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

✈️ 🫑

07.01.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am definitely due for a rewatch!!

06.01.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also the entire β€˜I like my women like I like my coffee’ bit 🐝

06.01.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg same!!! She was my first crush! Cake or death still makes me laugh so much

06.01.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why the term β€˜revenge porn’ does damage, too. Excellent and timely article πŸ’•

06.01.2026 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been thinking this about a lot of the content so far in this β€˜course’ too! It’s very clearly aimed at people with no previous knowledge, but it’s watered down so much that as you say, it’s borderline nonsense. I’m glad you said this! (PS bought Immortal Gestures for a friend for Christmas ☺️)

06.01.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s also not long or difficult content to write manually. I think that’s what gets me! This is an area I’d love human touch, of all comms topics!

06.01.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭

06.01.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible to use the same sentence structure (x isn’t y – it’s z) three times in as many paragraphs lol

06.01.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally what I replied. If that’s human written, you need a new copywriter because Jeeeeeeesus

06.01.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0