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Omg I literally updated last night! It is HIDEOUS! Everything either looks blurry or painfully sharp. Completely pointless UX changes and for whattttt

10.12.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk but it needs to fucking pick up its feet

10.12.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the KWS scan should tell you how old it thinks you are and recommend cosmetic surgery it thinks you need, just as a sort of cherry on top of this whole farce

10.12.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Framing the teen social media ban as standing up to big tech to protect the children is such bullshit.
If they had any desire to stand up to big tech they’d tax it properly.

10.12.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

That’s where the dropped ice cubes live. It would be rude to disturb them

09.12.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! So far, Tidal has been absolutely seamless and amazing, lack of local file support aside

09.12.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
TIDAL - High Fidelity Music Streaming TIDAL is the first global music streaming service with high fidelity sound, hi-def video quality, along with expertly curated playlists and original content β€” making it a trusted source for music and ...

And if anyone wants our crowd-created Slutty 80s playlist, you can now find it here πŸ˜ŒπŸ’ƒ

tidal.com/playlist/380...

09.12.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So delighted to be off Spotify! It’s been on my list for ages, and honestly, if anyone’s holding on to their account, it took me all of 15 minutes to set up a Tidal account, transfer my playlists and cancel my Spotify account, and most of that was finding the delete account button for Spotify

09.12.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything should be Big Laundry and nothing should be Small Laundry. 4 folds max. Socks are banned

09.12.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I’d never do that with an uber, because I’m so used to them, and you can see the license plate. In my case, I was just in a huge hurry and I knew it was a white car!

09.12.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best movie ever made! (Equal first with Babe)

08.12.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least 6 times. Perfect, 11/10 movie

08.12.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An NGL home page with one message blurred out

An NGL home page with one message blurred out

Okay I don’t know who sent a magical hidden NGL but I like your style. An anonymous message from an anonymous person. Not quite nothing, but not quite something either! (PS yes, feel free to send smut, for the person who asked ☺️)

08.12.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not meant to but everyone does!!!

08.12.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OnlyEars

08.12.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Easiest mode on earth

08.12.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re officially allowed to put them in our ears now

08.12.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

FAIR

08.12.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god, I’ve done this to someone because I thought they were my uber! I felt so bad for startling them and certainly regretted it haha

08.12.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―!!

07.12.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right!! Far more worthwhile things to devote your energy towards than fighting nature πŸ₯°

07.12.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1000000%

07.12.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES!!! People are attracted to her beauty and get hooked when they learn about her personality, life, struggles, vulnerability etc and THEN see the way she was able to act, all those things taken into account. I can’t believe this guy chose or was chosen to do this review lol

07.12.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!! I also see a lot of men knocking down attractive women because it seems like they’re intimidated by their power or resentful of being attracted to them. Standard issue negging here 🫠 and if you find Marilyn average, I can only imagine the standards you hold the women you β€˜love’ to!!

07.12.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly deranged!!

07.12.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure if it did or didn’t, but it was certainly something she believed herself! She was a very fluffy woman, and believed it helped her glow on camera, so wouldn’t remove it! But also who knows, and regardless, she was a stunner, inside and out. (Also hello fellow fluffy lady haha)

07.12.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!! One of my faves haha

07.12.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some men have this urge to knock women they find attractive down a peg, and it’s soooo foul. Such an ego trip

07.12.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitch can’t even make his own jokes, he has to steal them from other posters. He’s living such a painfully inauthentic life, and it’s going to be that way until the day he dies

07.12.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% this! I saw a post the other day that was roughly β€˜you can’t have good sex in an ironic way’. Developing a skill, whether it’s social or technical, requires you to fuck up and learn. You can’t do that when you’re terrified of authenticity and hide everything behind a mask of irony

07.12.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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