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30+πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™He/TheyπŸ”ž Failure, disappointment, embarrassment. I'm a triple threat

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Post image 26.06.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Vivi Final Fantasy exhibits the two quintessential steps of great character design.

Step 1) Draw the sweetest little guy who ever lived

Step 2) Give him a funny hat

06.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Date Everything is super fun and cute and it got very close, but I just wish some developer would realize that what the fans REALLY want are a bunch of fucked up little guys. fans want a ton of weird fucked up little... gremlin freaks. weirdos. the tumblr sexy men. that's where the money is

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#memes #meme #beer #umamusume #pretty #derby #videogames #videogame #video #games #game #gacha

05.07.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Square Enix released a special video to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Final Fantasy IX.

06.07.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 26
4 panel comic

Panel 1: A dad and his child watch a kids tv show featuring a big cuddly bear and a small cute dog (who is eating a pizza)
Bear, gesturing to dog, says: This is Spot. They like pizza a lot.

Panel 2: Dad, immediately incandescent with rage shouts: β€œThey” Oh my God what the hell is this?? In a kids show??”
 
Panel 3: Dad, now ascending on a wave of frothy fury points to his child and yells: This is gonna confuse you!! You won’t learn!! You’re gonna need therapy!!

Panel 4: Therapist’s office. A therapist makes notes. The child, now an adult, lies on a couch and says: …And my dad would just start screaming at cartoons…

4 panel comic Panel 1: A dad and his child watch a kids tv show featuring a big cuddly bear and a small cute dog (who is eating a pizza) Bear, gesturing to dog, says: This is Spot. They like pizza a lot. Panel 2: Dad, immediately incandescent with rage shouts: β€œThey” Oh my God what the hell is this?? In a kids show??” Panel 3: Dad, now ascending on a wave of frothy fury points to his child and yells: This is gonna confuse you!! You won’t learn!! You’re gonna need therapy!! Panel 4: Therapist’s office. A therapist makes notes. The child, now an adult, lies on a couch and says: …And my dad would just start screaming at cartoons…

won’t somebody think of the childrennnn

25.03.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7292    πŸ” 1914    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 43

Leo: Try to establish firm boundaries between work, family, and the dark, slithering creature that's been trying to break through the wall.

06.07.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 16

I know folks say it all the time but I earnestly, sincerely stand behind: make weird art.

which includes the macabre, the uncomfortable, the bizarre, the cathartic, the erotic.

and engage with weird art too, please.

06.07.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1896    πŸ” 966    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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Ending all my cover letters with "I love your LinkedIn photo" cuz my job counselor says it's important to add something personal.

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Elmo has been dropping knowledge

25.05.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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Babylon Dragon

29.11.2024 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
When it rains, it's wartortle. Down on its hands and knees crying a river cause no one saw the other post. My fault really, I guess I put it in the wrong thread? Maybe this will fix it. Who knows, only time will tell. Have a good day.

When it rains, it's wartortle. Down on its hands and knees crying a river cause no one saw the other post. My fault really, I guess I put it in the wrong thread? Maybe this will fix it. Who knows, only time will tell. Have a good day.

Sorry wartortle, nobody saw your other post but we gotta move on πŸ˜”

14.11.2024 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have lots of stickers in my shop!! Check them out!!

Mcapriglione.art

12.05.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 303    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Redraw of the "Pondering my Orb" meme (featuring the art of illustrator Angus Mcbride for Middle-Earth Quest: A Spy In Isengard, a role-playing game based on The Lord of the Rings from the 80s.) The redraw features Crow Time characters looking at a blue shining orb.

Redraw of the "Pondering my Orb" meme (featuring the art of illustrator Angus Mcbride for Middle-Earth Quest: A Spy In Isengard, a role-playing game based on The Lord of the Rings from the 80s.) The redraw features Crow Time characters looking at a blue shining orb.

It's time to PONDER fellas!

17.05.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4197    πŸ” 1116    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7
Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."

Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."

Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."

Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."

14.04.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7303    πŸ” 3488    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 51

Alt text, because that’s what Mr. Rogers would do.

08.05.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1774    πŸ” 685    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 17

Pope Leo XIV with an Expanded Free Trial Which You Can Play Through The Entirety of A Realm Reborn and The Award-winning Heavensward Expansion Up to Level 60 for Free With No Restrictions on Playtime

08.05.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1058    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7
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sabrina car from fortnite

09.04.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11639    πŸ” 2379    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 64
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Out of Reach 🌟✨

04.04.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of embroidered keychain that reads β€œpraying for bad things to happen to bad people”

Photo of embroidered keychain that reads β€œpraying for bad things to happen to bad people”

Releasing these this weekend!

03.04.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5504    πŸ” 1571    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 19
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(Reducing my country’s economy by half a trillion dollars in three months) I am Mr deals

01.04.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2012    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 3

Hope Is A Sewer Rat

07.11.2024 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
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Mood.

29.03.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 543    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

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