David the Iguana

Early Valentines Day Card + bowl of salmon & potatoes (somehow nailed them without knowing wtf i was doing for half of it)

does a lizard gf work just fine?

bro is rigby

My Postalsona, Lucha-Dude
#postaldude #Postal

No Weapon Design screams "Fantastacticool" louder than a Tanegashima SPAS-12

Delightful Postal Dude! Round & Jubilent in nature 👽💚 #postaldude

One of my other OCs, Icky the Mime Shark.
As a character, she's inspired by Yucko the Clown & Harley Quinn.

Old picture of #AmandaTheAdventurer & Violator/Clown from #Spawn

YouTube video by Treebiscuit Gecko Crested gecko sings to and bites human arm

yall ever just see a chubby lady so fine that you wanna give her tummy the ol' bite-&-beep
youtu.be/shTzXx_uoVw?...

I wanted Postal!Gamera to look like an Amalgam of multiple turtle species - namely Leatherback Sea Turtles, Snapping Turtles, Red-Eared Sliders, & the extinct Archelon

Barugon is a 3-horned kaiju with Rainbow Bioluminescent spines & a long tongue. Barugon is obviously gonna be portrayed as a Chameleon kaiju. I also just felt like giving him a beard.

I had a decent time designing Gyaos as a species of Mutated Bats.

Oh yeah, Gamera is here too #PostalGodzilla

Based on an IRL Arizona urban legend, "Red Ghost" which was a skeleton riding a camel.

Contrary to usual incarnations, Postal!Mothra starts life as a "Nymph" of sorts & gradually grows their wings in over the course of their short lifespan.

"Postalborgelion" is supposed to be a redesign of the final boss for "Postal Brain-Damaged" Tesloborgelion, but with Evangelion Proportions.

Extras ##PostalGodzilla

I wanted Gigan to be a Frankenstein-esque Flesh Golem with a face looking like a Plague-Doctors mask. I also gave him Gigan-Rex's abdominal eye & moved his buzzsaw to his new hat.

Aside from being a mix of two different Biollantes (both the Kaiju & Mark Wulff's character from Gachimuchi), I wanted Postal!Biollante to be based on the Cactus Cat from Wild-West folklore/mythology/whatever the heck it's called, hence the Feline Features.

More #PostalGodzilla kaiju that are barely Postal Related

All those jokes about Hedorah being a shit monster finally led to something - specifically shit either washed away by Mike J's Bidets or wiped with TP by Postal fans who simply can't afford a bidet (myself included)

"why DiDn'T yOU mAkE kOnG A tESt mOnkEy 🗣🔥" because Mechani-Skar-King would be more fun.

Postal!Rokmutul is specifically meant to be a Gila-Monster Arizonasaurus hybrid kaiju. Common Megafauna seen in way back Paradise during the events of P4.

Last of Toho Kaiju + Rokmutul for #postalgodzilla

Kong is specifically meant to look like the Dirty Sock from "Corkscrew Rules"

At some point, I had an idea that went along the lines of "what if SpaceGodzilla was Reimagined as a XenoZilla in a crossover." I then took that idea & mixed it with the xenomorph-like enemies of "Postal Brain-Damaged," thus creating this Leather-Clad Liminal Leviathan.

Postal!Anguirus was an easy beast to design - just make 'em a species of Mutated Horn-Toad Lizards that shoot boiling blood from their eyes as a ballistic ranged attack.

Moguera is supposed to be a callback to the Colemine Tunneling Drill from P2's "Paradise Lost" campaign. Those chainsaws are meant to be those Excavation Saws you'd see in construction sites.

More Toho Kaiju for #PostalGodzilla pt 2

Nah screw the Brooklyn sweater, #drawyourOC (2 of them) doing this timeless classic.

Postal-Chan's Shotgun - a self-customized SPAS-12 with Wooden Furniture inspired by Tanegashima Rifles used by Samurai in the 1500s.
(This is a Fantastical design; it is meant to be ONLY fictional & might be functionally impractical)

Awesome #Savers pull #thrifting

PostalGoji Atomic Breath
(i cant write a single normal fanfic without it devolving into either Godzilla, Crossover slop, or both. What do I care, i may be "cringe" but im free dammit)

(Note: this Zone-Tan seen here is not Canon to ZONE's actual character)

Postal-Chan takes Zone-Tan to a peculiar "escape-room"
(Happy late birthday to the Purple Hoochie-Mama @zone-tan.bsky.social)

@zone-tan.bsky.social encounters Kunny from #postal4 at the gym reading a peculiar book.

NEW TERM:
GachiCoochie: basically #Gachimuchi but with #muscularwomen
Anyways, here's Postal-Chan kicking ass at a Red Light District! #postal #PostalOC

Fred Wurst

MiSide but awesome

Pain changes people

18 CORNDOGS SLOPPED IN FUCKIN MAYONNAISE

Some silly ass bullshit #art

SKARPNUKEM

(Skarpne belongs to @gerph.bsky.social)

#art

The cool part is that I heard the sweet voice of Trevor Philips when I tilted my head

Art i made for @sukiecchi04.bsky.social about a year ago lmao

GOF CREATED AMERICA SO MEN COULD BE FREE TO DO ANYTHING, INCLUDING BECOMING WOMEN 🫡

gn

I remember seeing this thing a year ago while on a snack run.
I wondered if it was play-doh or gum, but I didn't want to touch it.

(Rly awesome art dammit)