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I had two hot dogs and i was full

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the polycules unemployment rate has reached 100% :(

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griffin jax got a nice little ass tonight

14.06.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there should be a burger for the 99%

10.06.2025 20:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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28.04.2025 13:54 — 👍 1205    🔁 229    💬 15    📌 4

this is the adult equivalent of going to the principals office for making a charlie manson collage.

23.04.2025 07:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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in maine they dye them red

17.04.2025 11:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

looks good whats in it?

05.04.2025 22:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every night i worship onan

02.04.2025 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’VE GOT THE FEVER

29.03.2025 17:34 — 👍 75    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 0

i love friendly punching my gal pals

29.03.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is this autobiographical?

21.03.2025 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i believe this about subway

17.03.2025 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

searching your deck sucks in card games and thats like half of yugioh cards

17.03.2025 06:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i’m losing my shit at this

16.03.2025 00:03 — 👍 15760    🔁 1881    💬 771    📌 313
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me n my new pals skittering around

14.03.2025 11:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cruelty free make up? the only reason im wearing make up to to further my cruelty to animals

14.03.2025 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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now watching

13.03.2025 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

its like the transfem equivalent of those people that jump in frozen lakes

13.03.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hear and abide.

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i would but i cant

10.03.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i attribute my mensa membership to my love of cool overhead lighting

10.03.2025 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of my coworkers is super nice to me. chats to me all the time and pays me compliments but also listens to the jordan peterson podcast

08.03.2025 09:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

getting kicked out of the grocery store for being a biter

06.03.2025 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a schoolteacher emailed me saying their students had written a song about BLTs and asked if i could rotate one for them. i guess you all get the secondary benefit of seeing it too

06.03.2025 01:05 — 👍 2798    🔁 190    💬 75    📌 19

so when you wave a sign at a protest youre cool but as soon as a senator does it its lame? ok 🙄

05.03.2025 14:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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picked up a new ass washing brush....

21.02.2025 23:55 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

what if he was “Keanu Grieves” and he was mourning the loss of a loved one

26.02.2025 06:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

jeffery jeffstein

20.02.2025 21:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0