Jessica Stone Levy

Doing my part. Perfect coinage.

Math problem for our time: You break your hip skiing and have surgery to fix it. Your prescription for oxycodone says 1-2 tablets every 4-6 hours as needed. How many pills do you get, knowing that pain, like rust, never sleeps? 20. 3-5 days worth. And just one refill. Yay pain!

This would be the wrong thing to do, @colorado.gov. Tina Peters was convicted by a jury of her peers. Both Weiser and Bennet have said they would not do this. Shame on you.

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown: Book Report.

That disclaimer is something.

Playing Phil Collins on the U2 station should be punishable by fingernail removal.

Operation Epstein Fury

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

This is vile, inhumane, cruel, and disgusting. Trans rights should not be negotiable or dispensable.

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

A coyote howls plaintively outside on the trail. Dude, same.

Feh.

They had Judgment at Nuremberg on recently and iirc it was similarly appropriate timing.

#pickbettermarks

Suggestive in US English (though probably descriptive in AU English because they abbreviate everything.) My test for 2a & c is if I myself don’t know the nickname, it’s not a problem. And I don’t know Drizzy. Not scientific but I’m sticking with it!😜

The family chat is seething, I tellya.

An inspired coinage!

Never heard of it. If I’m an American and use it, am I pretentious?

Good News, Millennials: The Side Part Has Returned

One long national nightmare down, at least. Several to go.

We do not. And nothing changes about my ruling even when the restaurant might sell clothing swag.

Magnificent.

Amen v’amen.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

Pink hang tag that says with the girls in quotes above aveclesfilles.com.

Brands that mess up my doctrine of foreign equivalents arguments by translating their own marks are really not helpful (bitchin leather jacket though).

Perfection.

One of my all-time favorites.

Absolutely not a trademark. And the specimen itself? Yeah, some issues indeed.

1. Receive ballot in mail. 2. Research candidates and issues and have family discussion about them. 3. Fill out ballot. 4. Drop it off a mile away. Colorado: finest kind.

And do clients want to pay for possibly inaccurate output?😳