Maveness

Today at work someone had a Yoni egg and I had the pleasure of explaining that.

Me: *continues to exist*
My body: “the fuck is this bullshit”
My brain: “i know, right?”

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

The cat is medicine.

My brain is tired and I thought this was an offshoot of tax fic for a second

I was radicalized by a kind elderly Presbyterian minister in a brightly colored cardigan who played with puppets and told me that people could like me exactly as I am and that everyone is different and that's great and we should like them exactly as THEY are.

4 of the top 5 are my guys. Whoop!

What’s going around the garage that’s taking out so many drivers?

Our baby has been alive for two deadly, illegal campaigns by the U.S. to remove a foreign leader. She’s 7 weeks old.

We know what he’s watching at home at night.

Things that I missed while at work for 1000, Alex.

Quote skeet with straight movies that still feel kinda gay to you

I grew up on garden grown green beans and I refuse anything else.

No cheating the last saved picture of a celebrity on your phone is your therapist.

Marshawn Lynch and Bubba Wallace…so music, hilarity, emphasis on mental health, and photography. Also going hard.

Apparently P1!!!!!

Cook according to the cornbread directions. Ngl, it’s good. Real good.

Chili on the bottom, then cheese, than the cornbread mix with jalapeños added in. It’s a chili bake kind of thing and quite delicious.

Fried weinies and mashed potatoes. Cut up hot dogs, fry in butter; eat with mashed potatoes. Trash but delicious.

I do the vegetarian chili layered with cornbread and cheese. And jalapeños.

It’s Saturday night, I’ve had an entire bottle of Pinot Grigio, and I’m watching Atomic Blonde.

NC knows how to grow all weeds. It’s a talent in this state.

While funny I have to give it to him, you know he was having bridesmaid nightmares.

Bless Creed’s heart.

CREED WON! CREED WON! Retzlaff in second!!!!!!

Yes I want Rajah to win, but if Creed could do it….

Quote of the day from Jamie McMurray: “Arby’s has fish?”

Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

This is cool as hell, and I’m terribly excited to say I’ve been to Santa Cruz Island and Isabella Island in the Galápagos Islands.

I’m making @bubblesbrnaid.bsky.social watch Heated Rivalry.