Quinn

Very good. Not sure if there's anything missing.

Fedayi? Related to fedayeen? Sorry, Armenian history is really cool.

1-2

Definitely a 3-5

"Would you like bukkake with that?"

Using the Voice to make us put our hands in the box?

The movie is a lot better than the book. The book is about one half the stuff in the movie and half a subplot about the bridesmaid Sunny is banging at the beginning and her quest to achieve orgasm without his gigantic penis. I wish I were making this up.

This would fix me

"Oh god Master....your will is...it is too strong...I can't fight it...I can't resist you...I..must...obey...

I...I will drive the forklift without proper certification..."

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

They're making the sunsets transgender!

I had a dream Greta Gerwig made another Barbie movie and this one was about humans turning into Barbie dolls, and the transformations were really super fetishy.

And then the media was like "Gerwig's Barbie movies are known for being beloved by an unlikely group: the kink community."

mtg has something called the Rabiah Scale which is a rating of how likely it is for a main set to return to a setting and I keep thinking about how bleak it is that New York now presumably ranks as more likely than fucking Dominaria

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

That desire to be a girl on display

Normalize letting your friends brainwash you!!!!

It's perfectly normal to let my friends brainwash me, I see nothing wrong with being brainwashed by my friends. My friends should brainwash me more often 💕

Numbers Station Alyssa has always loved HAM radio and one day she discovers a station broadcasting an artificial voice repeating numbers and accompanied by a compelling, mesmerizing tone. What do the numbers mean?...

I do sometimes actually finish stories I write readonlymind.com/@Matt_in_NE/...

Happy birthday!

*whimpers* Yes

3713 :: Reprogrammed, enslaved to the system

#latex #drone #hexcorp

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

This reminds me of a bad sunburn I had once

50 dicks and 45 cracks

Forget having to choose between The Big Game and The Puppy Bowl - we've got the ultimate sporting event that combines them both: The Human Puppy Bowl! 🏈🐶

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk?

Let's find out... 🤔🍼

The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑

Brennan's announcement

*sends all the hugs*

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.