maura !

they shouldve done beyblade duels at the end of squid game </3

unreal sequence of events

OpenAI seeking all of the money that exists; announces project to build an AI that could one day be as smart as a college sophomore with unlimited access to adderall

my entire fyp is just full of lesbians and danmei so idk what u mean by that

speak on it sister

2025 is the year of the scheming women from those vertical cdramas they post in 300 parts on tiktok

if you think about it the UHC CEO thing is a real life application of the trolley problem

i actually really want to see shen yun just to experience it but unfortunately tickets are $80

tommy richman + million dollar baby whenever i catch you

oh man who could have predicted this on my spotify wrapped....

going to work is starting to make me feel like i'm an animal who was nurtured back to health by a wildlife rescue only to be rejected by my species when i was released back into the wild

wicked and ballad of songbirds & snakes have both proven the value of singing live on set instead of recorded in a studio, bring back actors who can actually sing in 2025

tweet from zayn malik saying "I have minions on my jumper and there sick .. #Don'tmesswithminions"

selfie of zayn malik wearing a grey jumper with 3 minions on the jumper

found this one in the vault #Dontmesswithminions

no you get it bc i'd also drive highways and byways to be there with you

i still have it and ive realized how instinctual it is for me to click on the bird app, terrible habit

i need someone to do this costume with me next year

yall think gigi hadid ever made zayn malik that vodka sauce pasta

posting a few of my favorite posts from that other app, so i can better find my people

YouTube video by theytrebel ONE DIRECTION - HARRY STYLES LOOKALIKE (JACOB SKELTON) ON DAYBREAK

where was this diva during the harry styles lookalike contest in london.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Ev...

my date made me focaccia bread and we had a (poorly executed) tiramisu making playdate... love women

i also think a chicken playdate with bretman rock and zayn would be fascinating, but i cant imagine the 2 of them existing in the same space

i miss grandpa kitchen💔

the healing power of hozier to turn women into lesbians while still fawning over him

bowl containing tomato and egg with purple rice

egg and rice (very nice)

i wanna see bad bunny and zayn malik interact idk i feel like im onto something with that

i join twitter in 2012 as a 1D twitter stan, now here i am again joining bluesky as a 1D bluesky stan #progress