Jacob Hatton

Also why journalist and MP obsession with anons is misplaced because they get outsized levels of abuse from them. People are happily posting and spreading poison under their full name alongside photos of their dogs and slop ai memes - most of them have probably never used twitter

Doing well as can be thanks Niall. It’s a great picture. Really captures him I think

Dad died today. Anyone who knows me knows we had a pretty up and down relationship. But he meant a lot to a lot of people and in the end, me too.

Here’s a painting my sister did of him which captures him at his best.

None of them can possibly have met a theatre kid in their lives

In the comedy world for example: a lot of the guys who’ve gone this way were genuinely very good. In a club setting, often amazing. They just didn’t become celebrities.

as I get older, the people I’ve interacted with in my life who go down that route always make me sad for just that reason. often i knew them a time before bitterness and resentment had clouded them.

Michelle Agyemang ties it for England in stoppage time

Jon Snow to survive the stabbing and then die by dysentery

Correct imo. Part of why the later TV series are so unsatisfactory is that characters can seemingly travel huge distances absolutely no problem

It’s actually not even too late to have a time skip imo - there’s a few ends he’d have to tie early into another book but there’s a lot of threads we can essentially move forward from

Saw some lad saying “she really thought she was Ricardo the stupid Swedish meatball” about their keeper.

It’s happening

uk politics

“What I didn’t expect was the most obvious thing that was absolutely going to happen if you know anything about literally anything”

“and if deregulation fails?”

“It will not fail”

It is one of the most wanted collabs ever Twlldun. Most wanted collabs. Ever.

Once again lads I have a wonderful show this evening with the brilliant Andrew O’Neill headlining

It’s hot, but there will be aircon

Out of my fucking tree on the cricket, eyeballs wide as saucers, shaking, telling people I love them. The Ashes can’t come soon enough. Greatest sport in the world

It slaps man I’m not a Reddit fantasy guy but the scope and story of this fuckin’ thing

The thing about living in the UK is that whether left or right most people here are actively pro misery. All that matters is who gets to be miserable.

Shred 🤝

Huge gig next week with SoFunny favourite Andrew O’Neill paying a visit.

Plus Leslie is back in town to shred the lot of you.

@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
@lesliegold.bsky.social

Me waiting for the bit in the thread when it emerges it’s an Osbourne era change

Wrote this a few weeks post election, and it still continues. They really haven’t grasped in full that they’ve lost yet and they won’t be back next week. In the meantime Starmer can and will stuff institutions with his guys.

The conservatives have a huge problem in that they have quite a few significant wins: multiple female and ethnic minority party leaders/PMs, a total rework of our electricity grid towards renewable energy etc etc and they can’t admit to any of it

Nearly all festivals are expensive mostly because of all the compliance you have to do to even have one in the first place. Glastonbury isn’t the most expensive and markedly non commercial when you’re in

Hand Zimmers mechanical goose honks, eggs on the screen, Bond scratching the word “chinaman” into the yolk

You should have said hello mate

They may say men don’t have role models for positive masculinity, which shows me that “they” have never met a group of young scouse lads at a music festival

Also someone might get a new telly or something and that’s always useful