your pal perko

its been a minute LOOK AT HERRRRRRRR

sometimes you forget an entire account exists. hi

literal face i made

concept drag race lipsync to chop suey

my argument in defense of recent choices in the hunger games re: katniss’ lineage i think it’s worthwhile and impactful for her relationship to haymitch > implications about snow. he could drown in the bg for all i care This Is About Haymitch’s Pain

science is happening

big ol fluffy beans :3

student says “you’re cringe” and i said “your IXL score is cringe” i don’t care about being a good educator i care about shaming students into reading

oh!

Widdle

funniest picture i’ve EVER taken of zelda

that is lord bartholomew (bringer of darkness) FULL title

shut up and look at these baby boirds

i bring my switch with me to class sometimes bc high school can get really boring and you would not believe the pull it gets me between students and staff. being a gamer will get you leverage

nothing funnier than an aide asking “…were you the sub with the switch?” in a high school classroom like hell fucking yeah i am guy

where are they now: broadway karkat

she can smell you

screaming “THE COCONUT IS OFF” as a new signal when i’ve had enough and i want to leave

it’s so real but now there are also classroom jobs and dojo points and i imagine the dopamine rush is insane

i see you’re someone of taste as well!

standardized testing is done via chromebooks now….so they don’t have to take the test that way

rewatching s1 of yellowjackets from the start and i forgot the first scene we get of teen jeff is him failing to actually finger jackie well. my god. girlfailure jeff

the children don’t know what a scantron is anymore

just the first chapter but i have a pdf on my phone i’ve been meaning to dig into cuz i am HOOOOOOOKED

suzanne collins with the new haymitch movie and wicked 2 both likely being around thanksgiving releases therefore being the movies i get to pick from to celebrate turning 31

wearing sunglasses to work not in an “i’m cool” or “i’m hungover” way but in the “if i have to see one more fluorescent light i will get a migraine and die” way

going 2 a buddhist temple on a field trip today and said “how many of your parents are watching white lotus?” to an overwhelming amount of hands up so this will be fun

kid in the 6th grade wearing a “the cake is a lie” hoodie today i need to talk to his parents so bad (i want to be friends)

posting this on tiktok has invited a swarm of yellowjackets x homestuck fans to comment “YOU’RE SO RIGHT” and yknow what? i am right.

just finished s1 of yellowjackets <3