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Professional overthinker | Here for memes, rants, & random thoughts

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Latest posts by heyitsheydar.bsky.social on Bluesky

Accidently called a powerpoint presentation a powerpoint presentation instead of a slide deck and now everyone on this Zoom meeting knows
I'm 40.

19.09.2025 22:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are not broke because you buy lattes…

You are broke because your landlord raised your rent by 40% and your job gave you a $0.17 raise.

Something is wrong with the system.

16.09.2025 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m too old for Tik Tok, too young for Facebook, too weird for Linkedin, not weird enough for Reddit, too ugly for Instagram... this is where I am now …

10.09.2025 12:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My conspiracy theory is that some people at work are addicted to setting up meetings because no one listens to them at home, and they don't know how to start a podcast.

04.09.2025 05:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My hunch is the Kool & the Gang “Celebration” one, the chorus “Celebrate good times, come on!” really does sound like “Salacious crumb, come on!”

31.08.2025 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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