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James Sharp

@jamessharp.bsky.social

Father, Widower, Record Collector, Retired Adult Film Reviewer, Red State Progressive

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I was an ugly kid. My bath toys were a radio and a toaster.
When I played in a sandbox cats used to try to cover me up.

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The other night I told my wife she could make the first move. She went to Florida.

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I went to a bar. The sign outside said, "TOPLESS...BOTTOMLESS!" I went inside and there was nobody there.

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I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, “what, you can’t think of anybody either?”

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I went a month without my Viagra. Having sex was like shooting pool with a rope.

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Yes, I miss having a REAL President.

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Arkansas Trump Voter Uproar: MAGA's Shocking Economic Meltdown!
YouTube video by Truth From The People Arkansas Trump Voter Uproar: MAGA's Shocking Economic Meltdown!

youtu.be/1BNu8jzQW08?...

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SOLD!!!

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a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a balcony with a glass of wine and flowers . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a balcony with a glass of wine and flowers .
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a bee is sitting next to a sunflower and says good morning have a great day !!! happy tuesday ALT: a bee is sitting next to a sunflower and says good morning have a great day !!! happy tuesday
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Every Halloween I open the door and the kids give ME candy.

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Are you kidding me, I know I'm ugly. Why, when I was born after the doctor slapped me the nurse tried to get a couple of belts in also.

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I told my doctor eveytime I look in at myself in the mirror I throw up. He told me, "I don't know about your health but your eyesight's perfect."

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I once took my wife to a dog show. She came in first place.
Every night my wife brushes her hair 100 times. Then she does the other leg.

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Should be "The Suede Underground".

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Slightly diminish a band: Frank Alpha

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Slightly diminish a band: Sex Slingshots

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Slightly diminish a band: Pennyback

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