Cyzor

My feed is just a bunch of updates on how Tesla is bombing and Elon is sad and let me tell you, I'm in such a good mood right now 😂

Bet he won't throw another "roman salute" in his fucking life after this. 😂

Saying that feminism ruined dating is like saying that abolishing slavery ruined the cotton industry.

New hairstyle. What you think?

I'm just now finding out she actually DID make a full version of Anxiety like 5 years ago and the feature was just another dude using her chorus for his song.

It's always impressive when an artist features on a song, but its so good that you think it's their song.

So anyway, y'all listen to Anxiety by Doechii

This is my birthday month. I will be making this everyone's problem

"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity"

Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌

Me sitting in a car repair shop. "So how's business?"

*car accident happens in front of store*

"Uh...business is...good?"

Restarting a song because the part that really gets you didn't hit hard enough the first time

Unfuckingbelievable

Just FYI I'm expecting an extra star handicap in every game of Mario Party for the duration of Black History Month 😤

Happy Black History Month!

Learn about black history
Shop at black businesses
Send black creators money
Sleep with your black crush

If you need an example of propaganda, look no further than having 2 able-bodied white male pilots crash their aircrafts into each other, and the president blaming DEI

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Work smarter, not harder.

Due to racial profiling, Native American people have been repeatedly detained by ICE for "looking Mexican". NATIVE Americans.

This is something that will disproportionately affect brown people because ICE is not yanking European immigrants off the streets on suspicion of being here illegally.

I'm not going to take anyone serious who has a complaint about "criminals" while we have a convicted felon in the white house. I've never met an illegal immigrants with 34 felonies or over 1 billion dollars. But sure, the guys making minimum wage building a house are the ones ruining the country

Wait, there's an executive order that says you are whatever sex you were at CONCEPTION???

Did ANY biologist proofread that before giving it the go ahead? Cuz that is NOT how that works.

It literally feels like I'm in a relationship with someone who's abusing and manipulating me

"We're worried about you being exposed to hidden Chinese Propaganda" - they said while deploying blatant and obvious Trump Propaganda

Tiktok has been restored in the US and they are going to extra lengths to make sure to give credit for this...to Donald Trump. Despite the fact that's he's not even in office yet, and he's the one who initiated the ban idea in 2020
Let's not be stupid and blind to what's happening right in our faces

They pulled the trigger. Both tiktok and capcut are banned

Wait so is it getting banned or not? Why tf are they edging us?

I've been going to the gym steadily for the last couple of weeks and ngl, watching women crush a 225+ deadlift or squat gets me hype af.

Do not underestimate my pettiness. I am 100% willing to learn mandarin to spite the US government

The fact that RedNote...a fully chinese app with no English translation...has become the number 1 free social app due to the incoming tiktok ban, is such a hilarious meme to me

In an effort to distance us from China, the US government has pushed us directly into the arms of China.

D...did John Green say Skeet N Delete? 🤣🤣🤣 I'm cryin

I know I said I resolve to be a kinder person in 2025.

I changed my mind. I'm matching energies. Y'all got me fucked up

I think the fact that neither God nor Jesus had biological fathers, and therefore did not have Y chromosomes, is missed by a lot of people who refer to both of them using He/him pronouns.

How you gonna foam at the mouth over pronouns and then refer to your car as "she"?

All im saying is, if he says he doesn't want to wear condoms cuz then he doesn't feel anything, but he still busts in 3 minutes....somebody lying