Erik Malinowski

you are toying with my emotions here!!

all the praise about chelsea’s draw last weekend was pretty baffling considering it gained them exactly zero points in the title race, which makes this loss to leeds especially brutal

SAKA

mikel merino, my word

rest easy king

🫡

ty my man!

i’m going to level up in no time

ty!! 🙏🏼

my brother 🤝

ok now it’s been a really good birthday

cosmic joke of the universe that on my 45th birthday, i am now officially a reading glasses-wearer, time remains undefeated (on the other hand, i’ve never looked smarter)

the scene from ”arrested development” where he pulls a paper bag out of the refrigerator that is marked ”DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT”

everyone rushing to read lizza’s latest

mikel merino, you are appreciated

that’s a stone-cold red on caicedo, what an absolute idiot

chelsea have an extra day of rest, palmer back, playing at home, just crushed barca. arsenal now missing their two world-class CBs. chelsea should take all three points, clearly

making the chris berman WHOOP sound as neuer flies past martinelli

arsenal have made bayern (unbeaten in *all* comps this season) look quite normal, especially in this second half

if/when arsenal start winning things, calafiori is going to be some kind of folk hero

there is no ”higher bar” for a second yellow. if it’s a cautionable offense, then that’s what it is

I drew North London

spike lee was at the emirates today, we were never going to lose

if spurs players are clapping at an away end that is completely empty, did it even happen

boring boring arsenal

you’re hearing it so much

IT’LL ALL WORK OUT

what a time for zubimendi to get beat for the first time all season

bit of a weird narrative lately how eze needed to have a signature moment. he scored the winner against palace. his chip to martinelli salvaged two points against city. he’s been really good all season!

ebere eze is perfect, to me

i gasped