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Erik Malinowski

@erikmalinowski.bsky.social

rule no. 1: never skeet. #lfgm #coyg

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why watch mets baseball when you could instead just dig a deep hole and crawl into it

10.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

why watch mets baseball when you could instead just dig a deep hole and crawl into it

10.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

[internet chumbox voice] this one PK trick will BLOW your mind

10.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chloe kelly may need to retire to become a fulltime PK coach guru

10.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if juan soto really wanted to go nuclear and mash a ton of dingers this month … i’d be fine with that

09.08.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You remember that interview that claimed Nintendo of America once suggested PokΓ©mon's beloved mascot Pikachu should look like 'a kind of a tabby cat with huge breasts?' Well some new light has been shone on it."

06.08.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 578    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 2

a very big thank you for absolutely nothing

06.08.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

kindly, respectfully asking the new york metropolitans to wake the fuck up and win this game

06.08.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s simple that a person who doesn’t do a thing and instead allows a machine to do it for them can’t claim to be part of the group or history of the profession. An artist who doesn’t make the art isn’t an artist. A writer who doesn’t write is not a writer. It’s not the ideas but the making.

03.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 738    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11

workshopping this now, but like where it’s headed

31.07.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

mets–mariners world series, because lol why not

31.07.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

oh brother this guy STINKS dot gif

29.07.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

had it all the way #LFGM

28.07.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

running normally to first base, as one does

28.07.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

[thickest british accent you can imagine] y’all

27.07.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t worry, chloe kelly is here to save the day (again)

22.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
Trump: I'm in Scotland now. Many meetings planned!!!

Trump: I'm in Scotland now. Many meetings planned!!!

Edward I in 1290 after the House of Dunkeld died out:

26.07.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
Matthew McConaughey travel coordination email for the Cotton Bowl

Matthew McConaughey travel coordination email for the Cotton Bowl

Matthew McConaughey travel coordination email for the Cotton Bowl

Matthew McConaughey travel coordination email for the Cotton Bowl

Matthew McConaughey travel coordination email for the Cotton Bowl

Matthew McConaughey travel coordination email for the Cotton Bowl

Ever wonder about the VIP treatment Matthew McConaughey gets at the University of Texas?

FOIAball, a new site covering college football through public records reporting, is coming next week.

So subscribe now: foiaball.com

25.07.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 34

i think about this video once a week, minimum

24.07.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh it’s going to be a day on here

24.07.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BAD COMPANY
Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream

24.07.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
Preview
Mookie Wilson at baseball-reference.com Career stats of Mookie Wilson

Mookie Wilson
CF
Debut: 1980 - Retired: 1991
NYM - TOR

23.07.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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23.07.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

had it all the way #LFGM

23.07.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT

22.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

arsenal to the rescue 🫑

22.07.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t worry, chloe kelly is here to save the day (again)

22.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

i’ve always believed in brett baty, it’s true

19.07.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you, Captain 🫑

19.07.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

Well, @brandyjensen.bsky.social has written the best review of anything I’ve read in years.

19.07.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

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