David Wahl

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.

A fidget toy shaped like intestines. It is filled with pink liquid and food particles.

New item! Fidget Intestines! This fidget toy is filled with pink liquid and sparkly food particles!
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A sidewalk decorated with colorful chalk drawings, featuring a large star with a smiley face and the text "I'M A..." followed by "Satan" in yellow. Surrounding flowers and grass are visible along the edges.

I'm a Satan!

They're also exploring magnets to push cars away from the entrance to solve the parking problem.

I always thought of these as "Surprise! Hope you're hungry for fruit!"

Yup. The best professors I had always focused on helping me get better. The worst just constantly reminded me how bad I was and how little I knew.

You can't control how people take in what you say, but you can control your intention and goals.

I had a couple of professors who became destructive voices in my head that I still argue with as I write.

The one north on 99 in Seattle has a luxurious parking lot.

Good timing from that recruiter. Hoping for best possible outcome!

Sorry, man! Fingers crossed for you. It's troubled times.

Much better than 30 Dollar Store Dalis.

Yes! Perhaps Dante should be rewritten with parking lots.

If Hell were real, it would look a lot like the parking garage of the Trader Joe's near my house.

#seattle

Ominous sign for the Rubber Chicken Museum at Archie McPhee’s in Seattle. Cc: @zoomar.bsky.social

Trying to weather the tariff storm! It's dark days for people who don't like what everyone else likes. In addition to every other crappy thing they're doing, it also feels like they are trying to stamp out the weird and interesting.

Two raccoons are seen rummaging through an open trash can in a grassy area. Their tails and backs are visible as they search for food.

A squirrel is perched menacingly on top of a black garbage can on a street. A parked car is visible in the background.

Our new neighbors threw their takeout containers in the trash, and the raccoons dug in and got the good bits. The squirrels had a feast for days on what was left. When they rolled the can to the curb, the alpha squirrel turned aggressive and tried to stop the garbage men from taking its pantry away.

A corn-shaped multi-tool by Archie McPhee, featuring eight bits. The packaging states "Industrial Strength," and includes a drawing of a smiling corn cob wearing overalls. A real multi-tool in the shape of an ear of corn is shown in the foreground.

Our new Corn Multi-Tool is the cob for the job!
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So cute! I bet their parents treasured this.

A green electronic pickle with a button. There is a world balloon with "Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooo!" in it. Behind the pickle is the same pickle in its package.

We're having a sale on Yodelling Pickles! Only $9.95! It's just as ridiculous, just temporarily less expensive.

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Some people prefer their tiny organisms to not have human faces.

Also, the title seems to imply that the book is for "AI magicians," not actual people. The title construction would only work if AI were a style of magic.

Underwater Moonlight (45th ANNIVERSARY REMASTER), by The Soft Boys 10 track album

Happy Bandcamp Friday to all who celebrate! Just an FYI, @robynhitchcock.bsky.social is releasing a remastered version of Underwater Moonlight that sounds fantastic.

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When you accidentally reveal too much about yourself on the company account...

A single tear rolls down my cheek. Now that's history!

A collection of six colorful plastic monster toys, each with unique features: a blue-haired orange monster with a tongue, a pink creature with spiny arms, a green frog-like figure, a red dragon-like monster, a purple hand monster with wings, and blue octopus monster.

A colorful assortment of six finger monster toys, featuring various playful designs. The characters include a demonic-looking hand, a blue dragon-like creature, a green fish-like monster, a pink snail, an orange octopus, and a purple creature with a shocking red toupee.

Did you know we upgraded our Finger Monsters? These new Finger Monsters have tails, scales and wings. We also dd an evil version of our Finger Hand!
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A digital illustration featuring a man offering a flower to a seated woman. The background includes hearts and promotional text wishing a Happy Valentine's Day, mentioning a 25% discount with a specific code. It also advertises products like a salt system cartridge and refrigerator filters.

The company I buy my refrigerator filters from just sent me a Valentine's Day coupon. I hope my wife isn't too jealous.

Or just set the Walmart on fire and be a hero!

Packaging labeled Tiny Box of Wizards contains three miniature wizard figurines dressed in black, purple, and blue robes. Below the package is a closer look at the adorable wizards.

Our new Tiny Box of Wizards has three wizards packaged like precious jewels in a tiny matchbox.
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The only reason Google would take Black History Month off their calendars is that they didn't want to put it there in the first place.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Grandpa's Magic Car - SNL

And not even an original thought. He's just being an asshole and ripping off a recent SNL sketch.
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