Book Jailer

Kristi Noem's career got shot down harder than that poor puppy.

I just finished a play through of Detroit: Become Human and the experience was incredibly moving.

One of the best games I’ve ever played.

Diana frightens me to this day. Great callback.

Throw water on him to see if he runs away.

Yeah but Financial Flexibility might hit 15 home runs in a season some day.

The world may be burning but I’m still finding centering by building models.

Trump releasing files on extraterrestrial life to compete with the Epstein Files is

Aliens vs Predators

Because he's never once in his life been denied anything he wants, and now that he's been defied once, he is throwing a tantrum like a toddler.

They'll be clearing the streets once Trump soils his diaper again.

a man in a military uniform says " my führer " in front of a group of men ALT: a man in a military uniform says " my führer " in front of a group of men

Here is video of Rubio telling him the news.

Shut the fuck up, is good shorthand legal advice.

But if your attorney is that comfortable saying this to you, you are a frequent flyer of malfeasance and you leave it to your lawyers to sort out your moral boundaries for you, each, slightly correcting your behavior into plausible deniability.

Frequent Flyer of Malfeasance is going to be my garage band's name and that etched urn will be the album cover.

Frequent Flyer of Malfeasance is going on my urn.

attorney-client umbrage

A rare bit of good news.

Damn, now I'm blushing!

My utmost thanks, Tiff!

Kept us in the 1991 season divisional race almost single-handedly.

Also, the Sox' all time leader in WAR for players who wore 55.

I own one of his game-used Sox jerseys.

I may need professional help.

But ICE is still here, abducting our friends and neighbors and threatening observers. Stay vigilant.

After robbing the flower shop, I went to confession and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for hyacinth."

Boy I can't wait for the Hall to not elect Brady in his first year either.

I'm meh on Kraft. The Belichick oversight was a travesty. The voters are often at cross-purposes as to the point. And it seems like the voting process is so stupid that they could very easily not vote Brady 1st year.

Metal....Gear?

He'll eventually get in because he played in NY and vanquished the hated Patriots twice, but his case is truly very marginal. 117-117 record as a starter.

He is the shining example of a borderline case. He has the two incredible Super Bowl runs, but the rest of his long career was extremely mediocre. The only category he ever led the league is was interceptions.

He's the Gucci version of Jim Plunkett.

Isn't that the plot of Fastball's "The Way"?

Signs of good coaching, no?

Hey, you were being honest, and so was I. I'm a nobody and you are Somebody. We're all good.

Obviously the country is burning so on the real life scale this doesn't register at all. But still, if you write about sports at all you ought to be absolutely fucking appalled at the petty little stunt the Hall just pulled.

I like Roth most times, but it's also extremely mid-90s edgy energy to say "this clear and obvious sports injustice happened to someone I don't like, so therefore it's funny."

Make fun of him for having a 24 year old GF all you like, I'm here for it.

Snubbing his football accomplishments like this is ridiculous.