Book Jailer

can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****

i can't believe the capstone to this fucking week in american politics is ryan lizza dishing/implying that RFK jr ate his own cum out of olivia nuzzi

What a horrible day to be literate.

This is a librarian appreciation post.

Librarians are book angels 😇

Ugh, just more awful news. Such a great bassist, such a great band.

Going to play "I Am The Resurrection" on repeat the rest of the day.

Real life isn’t only stranger than fiction, it’s also much, much dumber.

I got a bottle ready to pop open and everything.

She can now head back to her home, Castle Greyskull.

He did Nuzzi that coming.

I did Nuzzi that coming.

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic-level plot twist in this piece.

Read it. Read it now.

Thank God.

May Kim Davis forever burn in hell.

Guess his defense attorney really cut the mustard.

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Maine goes no on 1 (thus protecting voting rights) and yes on 2 (Red flag law) and I'm so happy. And there's been a huge rebuke of GOP candidates all over the country.

Get bent, MAGA.

CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center."

On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch.

An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women

A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti

10/10, no notes.

5000% increase on tariffs on Norway incoming.

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

I'm jealous! Enjoy the ride.

The government has shut down and the country has rapidly slid into authoritarianism and is led by a pedophile charlatan with a rotting brain.

But the Red Sox beat the Yankees last night in the most soul-crushingly way possible, so things are looking up!

No tariff money is coming into this country because tariffs are BY DEFINITION paid by American consumers.

Is she this legitimately stupid?

The money isn't coming into our country. It's being paid by Americans. That is the core of what tariffs are.

Is she legitimately stupid?

I had a wagon in hunter green, absolutely gorgeous car. I miss seeing it in my driveway, it was that pretty.

This is the dude who yesterday hit himself in the balls with a skateboard.

No finer color in automotive history.

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Here is the obituary for Bruce Allen of BSMW:

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It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.

Here's to hoping.