Load Bearing Septuagenarian

Kickss!

its right behind you dumbass

#ham

Another balalaika drawing

Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son.

#ivyart #beast

I asked my induction stove if it could cook my food but it said 'your food will be cold tomorrow because it was cold today'

Homestuck Act 1 dialogue:

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

sophia's bad day

Game Over screen on a random shareware game you found on a CD

the timing makes it feel like Cheney was load bearing

Dog girl gf has broken into the surgical theater

:3

An inkjet print of a digital illustration depicting a reddish pierced & tattooed werewolf stroking their cheek over handwritten text saying “I LOVE WHAT I HAVE BECOME”

🌕 I LOVE WHAT I HAVE BECOME 🐺
This print is available now in the shop! #werewolf #illustration #furry

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

The sauce was very good

I have more hours in Diablo 3 than I have behind the wheel

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

idk what your mental imagery of me is like but it can't be 100% accurate if it does not include me playing ARPGs and listening to ASMR videos for hours at a time

Gab 30

NES game found in an industrial garbage bin: Press A
Arino: *presses A*
GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says!
Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me.
Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?

Frame #47700 from S03 -E07 - Giant Lobster-627717

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

Him

Her

Them

It

Pronouns movie night.

Frame #3897 from 50s E43 in a fix

painting of a Calico cat wearing a sweater and skirt, sitting and smiling towards the camera. beside her is a mug that reads "don't talk to me until you've collected my pages"

sweater weather

comm on twitter

Moody? Not really. I'm always this way.