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Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. IT'S QUAGMIRING TIME!!!

It's time to light the lights...

Project vintage bike.

Unfortunately my car's only a 2009.

Oops, the novelty^2 song was "Silicon Valley Guy".

"Valley girl, she's a valley girl, Silicon Valley girl."

Remember tourists the Super Bowl is not happening in "San Fran" or "Frisco". It's happening in Santa Clara, the Silicon Valley, "near San Jose", "the south bay", or "The Valley".

So, please, please, please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me come to your pedo island

Best gas masks “How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.

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We're surprised n afeared that people are susceptible to garbage that ""AI"" large language models are tells people. But c'mon, think of how susceptible/gullible humans have historically been. "Great works", religious texts, random poetry n prose. We are primed for the word as a virus.

Been looking for the source of that quote and it seems it was Cohen not Burroughs or Bukowski. May not be exact but "There is no greater emptiness than the drawer where you used to keep your opium."

...I believe you mean "venomous arrows".

#AllSolidarity

Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. New year fashion advice: don't wear your red hat to the food bank or church food giveaway.

Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. The hoax tanking of ratings by the DEI Jazz radicals is a National Security Emergency, we are declaring Jazz a terrorist organization and sending in troops!

Mostly $1-3k cards. May not have been 67, but it was definitely redonk.

Best band name ever!

Cancel night was in 1999.

My available credit was definitely above my annual income, let alone take home.

...were for secured cards. Late one night I pulled out the box and started calling to cancel them. Cancelled $103,000 in credit that night. Not every support center was open at 2am, so it took another day or two to wind them down. 2nd call to Discover I got the same guy so he cancelled 4 at once.

After graduating college, I started filling out and responding to every (no fee) credit card offer that came. They kept issuing, $1k here, $5k there. I used 2 or 3 max, kept the rest in a box, always paid in full. After ~3 years I realized I'd finally tripped something as some of the offers were...

...for secured cards. Late one night I pulled out the box and started calling to cancel them. Cancelled $103,000 in credit that night. Not every support center was open at 2am, so it took another day or two to wind them down. 2nd call to Discover I got the same guy so he cancelled 4 at once.

After graduating college, I started filling out and responding to every (no fee) credit card offer that came. They kept issuing, $1k here, $10k there. Used 2 or 3 max, kept the rest in a box, always paid in full. After ~3 years I realized I'd finally tripped something as some of the offers were...

"Nice colon."
"Thanks, just had it flushed."

Hope you didn't forget #NoTylenolTuesday and ruin some aged father's life today.

Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Would State Capitalism by any other name smell like power?

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Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. MRI scans show that the only way to end the defense of Russia in Ukraine is to support appeasement of Putin.

It's already time for #NoTylenolTuesday in UTC. Get started jumping at the shadows of autism right now!