Jules

Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.

why is it not the rock trucks fault if a rock breaks my window??? Whose fault is it???

How fuckin dare u

Just seen a TikTok that said “you’re not a dog, stop rewarding yourself with food” 😨😨😨😨😨

She ate me up 😂😂😂😂😂

growing up is realizing survivor is the shit

listening to clay pigeons by Michael cera until the voices stop

they did it

So now that a federal abortion ban is officially on the table; you absolutely should stock up on generic plan b and plan c, delete your period tracking apps, and STOP telling doctors/hospitals when your last cycle was (say you don’t know). If you buy a pregnancy test, pay in cash!!!

We just need to design a straw that lasts longer than a minute but less than ten-thousand years, and everything else will work itself out.

I seeing a lot of videos on my TikTok for you page of people dueting that white girl that’s mad that Kendrick and Beyoncé won at the Grammys and I need us to stop allowing white people to bait us into bad faith arguments

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

👇🏻👇🏻

Grocery stores are gonna need to put anxiety meds next to the eggs here soon

Whoever invented toast deserves the sloppiest head.

Pro tip. The atmosphere of Mars is WAY too thin to breath, even at the lowest point on the planet, even if it were 100% oxygen--which it isn't. At the bottom of Valles Marineri, liquid water can exist, but not at body temperature.

They should make Shazam for smells

why am i awake dear god

I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry

I pee

I pee

Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: “2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”

Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids

AOC has raised over $90,000 in the past 24 hours for those impacted by the LA wildfires.

Thanks to everyone who has chipped in so far. If you're able to support, here's a link that goes 100% to organizations on the ground:
secure.actblue.com/donate/aoc-la

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Huge win for gay people

Got it! #BookSky #OnyxStorm #FourthWing

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

rest and remember