George Smith

THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

I really want him to win.

If he doesn’t, I bet it’s because he gets in the middle of his feud w/ Kenny and Swerve costs him in Texas Death.

This gives him an out to the stip at some point.

Now that Swerve is full heel:

2026:
-Hanger d. MJF
-Will d. Hanger (goes heel to do it)
-Swerve d. Will

2027:
-Kenny d. Swerve
-Kenny retains in Okada/Omega VI

I’m half a degenerate but I don’t walk around calling myself Reverend, if that helps.

Ah, the “influential men must be given passes for absolute dogshit behavior” stance, which has served us SO well to date.

It was a bad concept when the Catholics slapped a cross on it and called it “buying indulgences,” and it’s a bad theory now.

Perfect enough to have not had sex scandals or firing people because they were not straight.

Clinton and Harris were both terrible neoliberal candidates. I have my concerns about AOC but I do think she’d at least make an honest effort to push forward some improved safety net changes. Plus, she’d inspire a younger demo to vote early and often, which is the death knell for the RNC.

NO SIR

SHE CAN MAKE ME WORSE ❤️ ☢️

METAL GEAR COUCH?!

Bruv I *wish* I spoke in handshakes and back room deals instead of underpaid labor and past dues.

As an absolute Trek casual, I enjoyed the first two Abrams Trek movies.

The third one was such incredible dogshit it killed the franchise. Fumble.

And I’m a Star Wars guy so I know a thing or three about watching a franchise you love turn into a content mill.

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

The wife and I were watching and when Thekla was whipping the hell out of Stat I was like, “IT SHOULDA BEEN ME! TAG ME IN, STAT DADDY, TAKE THE NIGHT OFF BABEH,” and she nodded her head in approval.

I love my wife very much.

Iran isn’t our pet ethnostate.

I know we hate a gerontocracy but fuck it, run this woman.

bUt yOuLl gEt a WrEsTlEmAnIa mOmEnT

How many times is this going to repeat itself before talent stops thinking they will be the exception?

I just wish the shirt was a tinge more Sega inspired!

Seeing stuff online about the fuck ICE chant at AEW where people are like "wow I can't believe that happened with a pro wrestling audience" and I always forget how askew people's perception of the average modern pro wrestling fan is

Let's not forget that MJF is also a real one like brody. #Aew

Dumping on a progressive candidate for refusing to kiss the ring, then talk about this guy and how “uncomfortable” you were with a politician standing up to secret police in the streets.

I’d say the paper you’re printed on has more value as toilet tissue, but I wouldn’t do that to my ass.

What a dream. Someday.

It’s damn wall of NJPW fallen over here. SMDH.

MAAAAAAAAN

It feels like the fucking end.

Fun (sad) fact: With the exception of Ishii, every talent from the Super 7 Ultimates NJPW figure line is no longer actively wrestling in NJPW.

“Whatever happened there?? I'll tell you what happened: the piece of shit doofus son in law put six bullets of Saudi blood money and apathetic booking, in a storied America institution, without any provocation, what so ever!!”

I’m old and will be dead soon, thank god.

While in #Japan I had the joy of visiting TOBICHI, #Earthbound dir. Shigesato Itoi’s shop. EB is my all-time fav. game, and Itoi now creates absurdly well made stationary and life/home goods. You can buy an abundance of EB merch here not for sale anywhere else, and you can bet I did. What a delight.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

PORK CHOP CASH

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

We can go back!!

Getting a cyanide tooth but with butterscotch pudding instead