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With holiday shipping in full swing, there could be delays in delivery times.

If you have any questions, as always, feel free to message me, and I'll be more than happy to help.

As always, thank you for your support - Mark Langille

Dice in the Snow. Schooner Labs pausing new orders on Etsy for the holidays.

We are pausing new orders as the holiday season begins, with plans to reopen on Dec 26th.

Existing orders will be processed on schedule as usual over the coming week.

Makes you wonder what God was thinking when he gave us wisdom teeth eh?

Seems like he got drunk half way through the design and started adding random extra bits - “hmm throw in some tonsils, an appendix like books have, ohhh maybe extra teeth you can’t use!”

Similar in Canada. They just started rolling out dental coverage for seniors. It’s bizarre how dental care never seemed to be considered part of basic health care. 🦷

“Put some cheese 🧀 on there too.”

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Missed my low paying side gig today because I had an emergency dental appointment 👍 Spent more than I would have earned at the dentist, this week's sponsor fell through & the video itself flagged content ID and probably won't be monetized...
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Sucks especially this time of year. Hope yer feeling ok.

Had some wisdom teef yanked a few years ago, thank gawd I was asleep for yet at least, but not a fun time :-\

Hey Facebook, post from the girl guide of Canada that reads: Inclusion makes Girl Guides of Canada stronger. It ensures that girls and youth have a place to build confidence, develop the skills to thrive and connect with a community that sees them for who they truly are. Girl Guides of Canada welcomes all girls – cisgender and transgender – as well as non-binary people who are comfortable in spaces that focus on and are driven by the experience of girls. Learn more about our commitment to inclusivity and accessibility at girlguides.ca/inclusivity

The Girl Guides of Canada on dark blue symbol with the trans flag at the bottom.

The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.

My wife is a Guide leader. Nice to see Canada leading on this.

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This seems like a diss to trees 🍃

Wait until the marketing wanks discover that trans & queer folk buy shit just like white binary people!?! Immigrants too I’ve heard 😮

But seriously, I wonder how many of the issues are at least in part related to companies not being able to exploit certain groups as easily as they do the “norm” 🤔

That has been the big challenge in 2025. These groups pushing hate to keep people down at least use to be on the fringes and had to lobby to get their agenda in place.

Now they are the f-ing government!

So it makes it easier for groups to just cave “nothing we can do” 🤷

But but “the trans!”

American white male Christian teacher using AI to make child pr0n is 2025 in a nutshell.

Sigh 😮‍💨 the world is tiring.

WFLA News Channel 8 (@wfla) on Threads SENTENCED: A Christian school teacher who was caught making AI-generated child pornography of students and sexually abusing animals was sentenced to 135 years in prison. https://www.wfla.com/news/flor...

Ya… it’s trans people that are the problem…

At least you try and give voice to the cause, more than most.

Unfortunately many organizations and political parties are rotten at the core and eventually the same old shit with power and money raises its head in order to keep certain people down.

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The real treasure was inside us all along...

AI Fortune Club (@aifortuneclub) on Threads An AI company out of Las Vegas has developed an ultra realistic humanoid with silicone skin, modular magnetic faces, and fluid body movements that mimic human behaviour. The humanoid also has an AI Vi...

I guess she can live there...

"...an ultra realistic humanoid with silicone skin, modular magnetic faces..."

That is really where real women are lacking, the modular magnetic faces AI solves the problem again!

That or a secret entrance to an underground cave filled with treasure...

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The first rule of coat bath...

All the doors confuse ghosts, making it easier to get away, pretty standard anti-poltergeist interior design.

When you wake up hungover and just want to lie on a cold tile floor.

Happy Baphymas? Merry Emmas? #Chrimbus

@emmathorne.bsky.social - Hopefully will send you out a small Xmasy package this week if yer PO Box is still open for biz?

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AI seems to have a bit of a bathroom fetish 👀

The duck is in the pond. Repeat, the duck is in the pond. Over.

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So your saying they are both in the same universe 🤔