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He's probably his dad and cousin already...

Fuck off.

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Nice. May have to pick these up.

Small pox blankets.

marvin the martian is standing in front of a machine with a brush on his head and says oh ! i seeee ALT: marvin the martian is standing in front of a machine with a brush on his head and says oh ! i seeee

And we don't use "smithereens" nearly enough in official correspondence these days, so credit for that.

"Imma gonna have to kill innocent people as a deflection from stuff, which is sad but unavoidable. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

That will be one in his book of quotes for sure. “Trump Probberbs”

(Spelling not a mistake)

a black and white cartoon of popeye rowing a boat on a lake . ALT: a black and white cartoon of popeye rowing a boat on a lake .

They will be forced to call them all boats now in fear of offending him.

a cartoon character wearing a red hat is standing in a body of water ALT: a cartoon character wearing a red hat is standing in a body of water

Larger than a hospital canoe but small than a hospital ship? 🤷‍♂️

He probably heard the people of Greenland are sick of Trump. And he’s trying to help.

The headlines now may as well be “Trump says more random words. More tomorrow.”

Both hospital ships are in dry dock for repairs. No one has a clue wtf he is talking about.

Is showing an ID needed to shovel snow 🪏 or for eye 👁️ surgery?

I’m lost.

Trump health care. Paying for care if he likes you. Should save a lot.

Not nasty enough.

a storm trooper with the words let me see your identification ALT: a storm trooper with the words let me see your identification

Weird they call it “voter id” for all them things.

Or maybe a slip and ID for everything is coming…

“Welp, time to take a dump…” 💩

Wee, migraines and expensive medication. Happy Monday. 😔

“Can I have more koolaid sir?”

Jesus works on her family every day and still working on it. He can’t be very good then. Sounds like he’s just milking the contract for the
Money 💸

If he killed everyone it wouldn’t be close. So he’s not wrong.

He’s slipping. He missed “transgender for everyone”

Wouldn't husbands and wives sometimes be mothers and fathers? Or is he pushing against marriage now?

Any country that follows the laws of the US?

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Solving crimes 24/7

At least it's on brand; the entire administration is using their roles as a personal paid retirement.

Bonus points doing that character AS puppet Emma!

Hoping this is the last storm of the season. Will probably be some shipping delays today/tomorrow as the latest storm ❄️ rolls up the east coast.