no!!! no!!!
03.03.2026 20:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no!!! no!!!
03.03.2026 20:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just reminded of the fact that when i was a kid i hated animalia by graeme base because i assumed there was some far deeper meaning than a few hidden images so i got really frustrated trying to figure it out
02.03.2026 11:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0what would a neighbourhood be without u
26.02.2026 11:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0expecting tyra banks to grovel and apologise for top model is so funny
20.02.2026 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
emily: when you stopped in goulburn did you see a big sheep?
theo: β¦ β¦ no
the queensland writerβs festival greets attendees
05.02.2026 21:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0two mummies are the best βΊοΈ
05.02.2026 03:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the secret is keeping it in your pockets
04.02.2026 21:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0phonics parent: letβs go to big wuh
01.02.2026 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i had 4 different types of cheese but thatβs cool too
01.02.2026 08:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0malatang and dessert is king shit
29.01.2026 08:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nothing like the feeling of razor sharp baby toenails scraping across your boob
29.01.2026 08:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if they were really committed they wouldβve learned
24.01.2026 05:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0as i am already quite familiar with Gay, i was a little disappointed that the gay hockey show didnβt teach me a bit more about hockey
24.01.2026 03:27 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0my βi am not breastfeeding the grinchβ t-shirt people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
16.01.2026 06:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mouse ass dinner π«΅π
15.01.2026 22:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0congrats
11.01.2026 21:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0good thingsβ¦.
11.01.2026 08:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0do you write about me
11.01.2026 08:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0me with my 3 week old baby: i want another baby
09.01.2026 03:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
postpartum camera roll:
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- blood clot of size that needs to be documented just in case
- baby
- baby
- baby
- enormous clexane bruise
- enormous clexane needle
- baby
- baby
been a mother for less than 2 days and i already feel like itβs insanely inadequate that humans only have two arms
20.12.2025 05:14 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the lesbian version of twink death is dink death bc lesbians be having babies
06.12.2025 03:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs always a mixed bag bc you never actually like them all. talking shit about the ones you donβt like with the ones you do like can make it enjoyable
05.12.2025 23:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0told the doula yesterday that i plan to go to my mind palace in early labour and she loved it so much she wrote it down in her notebook
05.12.2025 23:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he will never go from miser to merry π«΅
01.12.2025 09:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0so what? you donβt love that for him?
01.12.2025 09:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0itβs Baby Month
01.12.2025 02:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what did you get at the bakery
22.11.2025 08:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0