@ambobob.bsky.social
She/Her Agent of Chaos Whimsical af
Yoink!
04.11.2025 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should I bring a throw up bowl tonight or...?
02.11.2025 00:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, here we are with Kevin Durant on my television again. The horrors truly never cease.
21.10.2025 23:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The absolute horror of realizing I have worn my inside sandals on a walking outdoors errand. π©
13.10.2025 21:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Allllllll day tomorrow, Tuesday until noon, and after six.
05.10.2025 20:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just one half day into my whirlwind trip to London and I can tell how people fall in love with it so quickly. People who have been here before: how should I prioritize my next 48 hours?
05.10.2025 20:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Today is the day I learned that we do not order our cold shaken espresso drink extra sweet. Oh, boy, do we not. Goodness Christ.
04.10.2025 15:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Needing to get off my butt and take a shower but I already started working and I need to eat breakfast and the weight of the world feels like it is sitting directly on my chest and showering just seems like a lot type of morning.
17.09.2025 14:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We caught that Rich Eisen
βButker misses. Interestingly enough heβs wide rightβ
I came here to post this exact sentiment but Mike already did it soooo....
01.09.2025 02:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cornish, obvs.
01.09.2025 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Three Cheers for Four Years! I continue to be so grateful for this period in my silly little life.
31.08.2025 15:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The guy sitting directly behind me at this game is just sitting there? With his shoes off? And his socks on???
We used to be a proper fandom.
I can explain the emotions around the NBA Draft!
30.08.2025 23:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There are two things in this world that make me inexplicably emotional: bagpipes and opening hype videos for my favorite sports teams.
Anyway.
KC, BABY!
It is days like today that I like to remind myself this is the coolest summer for the rest of our lives.
16.08.2025 21:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No!! I need to just learn to control myself!
But then again...why control when world is bad? π€
Sorry, empty vessels, here comes ten additional candles. π
18.07.2025 23:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tonight is possibly my favorite night of the whole year. It is NBA Draft Night, children! I love everything about it. The clothing. Seeing these young men realize their dreams on live TV and hearing their stories. I am a Grade A Sucker for this production.
26.06.2025 00:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When you come back from a work trip feeling Not Great and your son pouts because you can't play with him like he wants.
02.05.2025 20:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm sure we'll unpack this later.
12.04.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really need to stop responding with "Thanks! It's a sickness!" when strangers compliment my color coordination in public.
12.04.2025 18:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Saving this series of thoughts for my next presentation on "How Scaling Responsibly will Save Your Butt and Your Brain".
It is a constant conversation that I consistently feel is one-sided. π«
Please let me know where to send my dues.
10.04.2025 17:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not you, too, CO-Star π« ππ
10.04.2025 17:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Bast and his emotional support narwhal had a Big Weekend.
24.03.2025 00:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Welcome to Missouri sign
Welcome to Colorful Colorado sign edited to read Leaving Colorful Colorado
Living room and kitchen full of moving boxes
Empty moving truck ready to be loaded
Three (3) years ago today we packed up the beautiful life we'd made in Denver and moved back to KCMO. It feels like the blink of an eye and ages.
17.03.2025 01:10 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am teal-ckled!
15.03.2025 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are two things in this world that make me inexplicably emotional: bagpipes and opening hype videos for my favorite sports teams.
Anyway.
KC, BABY!
Teefs AND beans?!?
01.03.2025 01:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
