Mathilda

Need to be getting ready for the dentist but I just wanna cum

To be honest, it’s a travesty that no one is choking me to within an inch of my life while they hold a vibrator to my gock right now

Pretty sure you’re not supposed to boof it

Speaking of which, I should really stop ignoring making a doctor appointment.

And get my levels checked holy shit I’m late

Pro tip, good night is not the same as goon fight.

Lolol nor do mine

I know! A complete load of bollocks if you ask me

I dunno, but I guess you also missed my face haha

Damn it I need someone to be sitting on my face right now

Totally fucked myself out of my favourite meal for dinner by eating too much of my 375th favourite meal for lunch and ruining my appetite

Really gonna try to get into blusky more, threads is fucked in so many ways. Just wish the blue sky app was better though

Fuck I’m so horny

Tryna decide if I should go to the beach today or not

I wanna get drunk and

Asking the important questions

Sounds like an excellent time 🥵

An ad inside REI featuring a lesbian couple, both wearing beanies, and at least one in a plaid shirt. The sign above says “gift for” the caption says “how did you know” Several Birkenstock sandals are mounted to the side of the lesbian couple. That is all the lesbian stereotypes I have found so far.

I feel called out

I’m bottom

Oh hi

Certainly. Blame them and hole them responsible absolutely, fight against them you fucking bet.

Oof I really want a gock in my mouth

Still haven’t caught on that hating people isn’t a way to get ahead. Or do anything constructive or good.

Like I don’t even hate the nationalist Christians. Just really really wish they’d find their way out of their hate.

Kinda have a hankering for some knife play should I be concerned?

That is the cutest goddamn thing

*adds “nasty deflated football looking ass” to repertoire of insults*

Not the sharpest cookie in the drawer

I haven’t posted nudes in ages 🤔

An ee red border collie, taking up nearly the entire frame, stares at the camera in eager anticipation of the ball being thrown

An ee red border collie catches a ball, her fore legs in the air and her rear legs barely touching the ground

An ee red border collie catches a ball, her body stretched like a hang glider flying in from the left of frame

The same border collie catches the ball in the distance, a look on her face that cannot be easily described. Perhaps she looks like some kind of shark.

Baby is having an absolutely wonderful time

Hi Bluesky, just wishing everyone a nice day today 😊 y’all deserve it

Oof noooo that’s the worst