About fifty years ago, I went away to college at 17. For a variety of reasons, I partied way more than I studied. But... I didn't get that out of my system until I was about 23. Waiting six months until I was 18 would have changed absolutely nothing

I hate myself for this.

Wings like whispers, eyes like fire.
Gliding through a pastel sky—silent, sharp, sacred. Photo by: jennilsphotography

No but a lady who lived an hour away from me got arrested for using human faces in her artwork.

She lives in Salem.

A giant hamburger with many fixings. There is a wire grill brush sticking out of the burger. The text reads: Keep sharp objects out of your food. Clean your grill with a nylon brush or ball of aluminum foil.

This Memorial Day Weekend, the goal is to grill without eating metal spikes.

Happy birthday!!

Imagine having the most powerful job in the world and still being desperate for attention by any means necessary.

Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sake…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨

ME: okay so if you walk 5 hours a day at an average pace of about 3 miles per hour you should fall down at my door in roughly two and a half months

THE PROCLAIMERS: you know what maybe we’ll just take a plane

Text: Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and INsecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out. -Gabino Iglesias

Legit! #writers #booksky #writingcommunity

When I was growing up autistic kids were "hyper" or "had water on the brain" and there was always a raft of "weird kids" who were socially ostracized because they had a hard time people-ing. If you don't think autism existed before it was commonly called "autism," it's because you chose not to see.

It's never about the science. It's always about having a legal basis for your fear and hatred of other people.

A two panel cartoon of black ink on white paper. A cat comes upon a scene where a little girl has tied helium balloons to three kittens. In the second panel the balloon are tied to the girl and she is floating away. All the cats are laughing at her.

Show idea: vigilante cat travels the world turning the tables on cruel children. From A Book of Cheerful Cats, written and illustrated by J.G. Francis, 1879.

Beautifully done

If Dems ever get power again - assuming free and fair elections (big assumption) - they will never again have the excuse of “we can’t pass laws through congress and the president is powerless.”

Presidency is now a king level position capable of law by EO alone apparently.

A transcript would be helpful.

So you have it as a reference. Be this happy today.

It’s so awesome that I can tell not just the state but what town you’re from.

The economy will need to go past a recession into a full blown depression. It’s an actual cult - Dear Leader can’t fail, he can only be failed- at least until failure is entirely unmistakable. Just a recession won’t be enough.

Someone threw three little kittens in a cardboard box out on the street. Despite my own difficult situation these days, I couldn’t leave them there. I rescued them. One of them is sick and will need medicine.
Still in urgent need of help these days 🙏
Paypal.me/catskingdom21

OF THE EMPIRE We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness.

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this

The perfect metaphor for what the Supreme Court did to this country with Citizens United v. FEC.

Transitioning An Indoor/Outdoor Cat to Indoor Only • Feline Engineering Outdoor access carries risk for a cat's health and safety. It can also lead to behavior problems. Here's how to transition your cat to a fully indoor life.

If you're looking to transition your cat to indoor-only due to H1N1, great! There are many other benefits, too. But it may not go well if you just shut them in and call it a day, you need to commit to giving them an enriched indoor environment with lots of play. felineengineering.com/blog/indoor-...

New book by RFK Jr, a sequel to his first book, The Very Hungry Brain Caterpillar.

Two Washington cats infected with bird flu • Washington State Standard Two domestic cats in Washington state have been infected with bird flu after eating raw pet food, according to the department of agriculture.

There are no proven benefits to raw feeding yet plenty of serious, well-documented risks. It has never been a good idea but ESPECIALLY NOW. washingtonstatestandard.com/briefs/two-w...

Today's @usatoday.com front page
First US death from measles in 10 years
First child to die from measles in 22 years in the US
All of this fully preventable

2016, 2020, 2024—and they still don’t realize they’re on the menu…

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it fit!!!

So proud of myself. It was a pair of socks, But still.

Let's be positive here.

THE NONPARTISAN INSTITUTE ON TAXATION AND ECONOIIC POLICY HAS DETERIVINED TRUMVIP'S TAX PROPOSALS WOULD RAISE TAXES FOR IOST AMERICANS WUHILE CUTTING FOR THE RICHEST 5% meidasplus.com

tRump's F'd Up Tax Plan 😡