ellie "the rationalizer" ellie

Fuck the whole "we're maturing our sound" bullshit. We need musical age regression.

This is from my SFW account but I have no money left to my name. I seriously need help. I offer NSFW and kink commissions for a small fee.

Please share, thank you <3

we gotta get u a hacked 3DS with the hit game pocket card jockeys and also idk mgs3

for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan

take 1 biotin tablet a day, invest in a shower cap, comb your hair before & after you shower and before you go to bed. trust the vision

Mirror selfie of me, "white, transfem with long dark hair and black rimmed glasses. I'm not smiling, and looking to the side at my phone. Im wearing a white t shirt with a graphic of a gold colored smiling dog girl with long hair, below this image is text which reads "BAD GIRL." I am wearing black pants. The mirror is kinda dirty.

hair and eyes

ur beautiful and pawsome. your music rips and you are very funny, i feel like few ppl can get on my wavelength with improv like u can. there is a lot of bad in the world and heavy memories in our hearts but like.. doggonit... we are gonna GET this bread !!!!!😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤👂👂👂👂👅🥖

lyli the purple dog sitting on a blankie by a couch with her two friends bunny and doggy. they are having a sleepover, holding paws and tails and playing gamecube games. in the background an inexplicable portrait of bear and his mom hangs on the wall. lyli: "this sleepover has been so awesoem !! its like so sick we all have the same birthday..." doggy: "yea its rly fun playing videogames with y'all and stuff ! hehe happy birthday awwrrwuff !!" bunny: "yaayyy happy birthday !!! we should like totally order pizzas or something.." lyli: "aw happy birthday, y'all !! and fuuck yes dude pizza would be so fucking sick rn i fucking love pizza so much im like actually gonna cry because holy shit that would be so sick srsly lets do that"

birthday sleepover with @fluffliestclouds.bsky.social
🐶🎂🐰🐶

happy birthday lillyrose !!

Green puppet sees some birds and says "Hmm. Flock together birds of a feather DO." More and more birds descend onto him. Final panel birds are flying away and all that remains is a cane.

#normalgreenpuppetcomix

The darkness sisters... of Darkness

Its not 100% like that here but if i wake up at 1pm i get like 3 hours before the darkness

shes so silly :P

maybe you are a just free spirit gracing the edges and penetrating the heartland of the land of Nod rather than a 9:5 cubicle sleepy-babytime warrior that The Man wants the rest of us to be, yknowhatimsayin?

Mirror selfie of me, "white, transfem with long dark hair and black rimmed glasses. I'm not smiling, and looking to the side at my phone. Im wearing a white t shirt with a graphic of a gold colored smiling dog girl with long hair, below this image is text which reads "BAD GIRL." I am wearing black pants. The mirror is kinda dirty.

hair and eyes

im actually against all art and all expression

teeheehee im boymoding *sound of powersaw cutting thru human flesh specifically like you can totally tell its people meat and not some gay ass hog or whatever*

princess treatment

As someone who grew up on runescape i think i have always had a healthy relationship with shit games that suck ass and are my lovely little computerized friends

Israel is violating all its ceasefire agreements and escalating on all fronts Israel is using existing ceasefire agreements to establish new realities on the ground, projecting itself as the regional hegemon by launching attacks on Gaza, Lebanon, Syria, and the West Bank.

Israel is exploiting the "ceasefire" agreements to establish new realities on the ground, projecting itself as the regional hegemon by launching attacks on Gaza, Lebanon, Syria, and the West Bank. mondoweiss.net/2025/11/isra...

Just a quiet, sad little PSA.

If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’

They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.

It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.

Sega Channel ad (1995).

Michael DeForge is nothing if not prolific, perhaps you've missed a book or two? Check out his full backlist to complete your collection.

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yt video thumbnail titled "Remember When Mario Tried to Sell You Rice?" on the thumbnail features from top to bottom a yellow text in all caps saying "SELLS YOU RICE?" with another text written in black in a green square saying "Rice!" over a picture of what i assume is rice but look more like couscous or some other grainy food. at the left of the thumbnail is a picture of mario smiling with his hands on his hips, an yellow arrow is coming from mario to the green square

i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.

I made this comic when I was exploring the idea of Pega's collar being a size cloaker ! i dont really use this concept anymore but really this is such a beautiful little story!

i purchased a shirt online

Escalation Chick 116

snap back to reality
oop there goes gravity
hope youre not mad at me
when your dads dope you dont
gotta, call the armada, do dee do dadda dee do deyo dadda

biohacking my ballsack until it's permanently smooth like an inflated balloon

listen up fucko. liquidate everything. stocks, bonds, car title, house title. transfer at least 80% of the nut into boost mobile prepaid cards. buy a 2015-2019 netbook. install three copies of linux mint. install debian and boot from that. book a flight to indonesia. get the fuck back on ventrilo