Janna

Nothing says "peak whiteness" like vacationing in a place you really don't belong, and thinking you run the resort.

Great work, 11!

Ah, I see you've found the machine that goes 'bing!'. It's the most expensive machine in the entire hospital.

YouTube video by Chelsea Gods - Topic Bird-Legged Ho

youtu.be/34q4ymt28dc?...

Yes, and uses rabbits as TP.

The GOP made political hay out of Hillary and Benghazi. What're they going to do these days when US embassy and consulate staff start dying at the hands of pissed-off Middle Eastern locals around the region?

Cheap and tawdry goods, masquerading as quality.

As do I. I have lived in Vermont for the past 35 years, and no convenience store up here compares.

Wawa

The shore

Whether chowder or with linguine: white clam sauce (tbh, I have never had red clam sauce)

Pork roll ... because it was always 'pork roll' on the elementary school lunch menu, despite the kitchen actually using branded Taylor ham.

Go Rutgers!

Age-old questions:

"Pork roll" or "Taylor ham"?

"To the beach" or "down the shore"?

Clam chowder (or linguine with clam sauce): red or white?

Wawa or Sheets?

POTUS:
Predator
Of
The
Under-Sixteens

As someone who grew up in New Jersey, that's really funny.

Is it Colon Blow?

A real "pro-life" outlook, eh?

My father still has six mint condition cartons of those Topps trading cards. He had hoped to sell them on eBay, but they're really not worth that much now.

These days, we do see coverage of dignified transfers at Dover, but definitely not every single one.

Khamenei was in his late 80s. He wasn't some young buck in 40s. No doubt a plan for his succession had been in place for decades. The Iranian government was not unprepared for this happening.

Veveeta Voldemort
Potato Mussolini
Hair Furor
Tangerine Scream
Pumpkin Spite
Angry Mushroom
Flabba The Glutt
POTUS (Predator Of The Under-Sixteens)

Boo hoo. 🤣

The Ayatollah was, what, 86 or 87 years old? Plans for his succession had been in place for decades. The Iranian government was not unprepared for this moment.

It was "inconceivable".

Trump's face always resembles a rubber Sloth (the Goonies character) mask that got flattened by an 18-wheeler.

This you?

Three-pound bunches of Del Monte bananas.

Saved everyone a click.

Welp, this round of regime change (more like square-peg-in-square-hole "diplomacy") by the United States has come full circle. 1st, the Iranian coup de etat in 1953, helping Reza Shah Pahlavi into exile in 1979, and now capping the Ayatollah Khameni in 2026. Just hardens Iran, though.

Potato Mussolini's lackeys in Congress, and high up in the White House, will find every crooked way to keep Trump from appearing.