Not great, Bob!

30 countries use mail voting

Is this a wedding ceremony, or…?

“We’re working on the same deal with Iran… just a few kinks left to iron out.”

Show some guts! Brian want cheap oil!

🎉☀️🎉☀️🎉☀️ YOU MADE IT! 🎉☀️🎉☀️🎉☀️🎉☀️ The clocks changed and today the sun didn't set until 7.11pm! WOO! I'm so proud of you for sticking through this, and I'll see you next year.

WATCH: Dignified transfer ceremony held for US service members killed in Iran conflict | Fox News Video Six fallen U.S. service members killed during the conflict in Iran were transferred at Dover Air Force Base in a dignified transfer ceremony attended by President Donald Trump.

A longer cut of the actual video is up, but the shorter incorrect version remains

My eye’s twitching at that upper left TV

“They are very inaccurate with their munitions, which is why we had to go to war with them, because we were under imminent threat from their munitions.”

…help restore public confidence in the president’s immigration agenda, which will continue unchanged from before, regardless of which titular figurehead is anointed to get shoved in front of cameras

Aging is a ceaseless drip of new items added to your to-do list of daily tasks that keep your body moderately functional

Accusing reporters of asking “stupid questions” is his out to keep from having to answer the question. It works because reporters let it work.

They need to stop letting it work.

Clean, Pricey Oil™

[the “paint mixer” stage spattering all the walls of the chamber]

Does he get to keep Kristi’s costume collection to produce TV commercials, or…?

So many. Leading up to the top of the list:

Question — Old 97’s

Three is a Magic Number — Schoolhouse Rock

Welcome to the World — Popcycle (after learning it was from a father to his newborn daughter)

They’re probably on the tariff shelf

Before you share that story about how troops were told the Iran War is for "Armageddon," read this The narrative is dramatic. The sourcing is thin. And skepticism matters, especially on something this serious.

Single-sourced and unconfirmed?

Grape Nuts Nuts®

Yes. This is Trump’s war. Shout it loud, to the midterms and beyond.

Enduring Freedom. Enchanted Forest. Eastern Front. Elastic Fabric. Enriched Flour. Eternal Flame. Extreme Fatigue.

Fitness tracking app Strava gives away location of secret US army bases Data about exercise routes shared online by soldiers can be used to pinpoint overseas facilities

Military personnel logging workouts on the Strava app revealed locations and layouts of likely bases when a global heatmap of user activity was published

“No, I’m not familiar with that saying, but now that you’ve brought it up it does seem to apply here”

Evidently it’s a fitness tracker (still shouldn’t be worn in there)

On iOS “Smart Punctuation” is on by default, so you’ll get those automatically unless that’s turned off in Settings > General > Keyboard (or the dev’s overridden it for the field). It’ll also convert -- to — on the fly.

In that mode the menu can get at the generics for doing feet' and inches".

lol the hair fan

A long-press on the dash on an iPhone keyboard showing a popover with hyphen, en dash, em dash, and bullet

And a long-press on the dash on iPhone gives you hyphen, en dash, em dash, and bullet

They forgot the “Le” prefix