Gloriacanplay

Like the lessons I've learned so far is don't have a long term bf that's nice to you publicly once and also have cancer and also have a sister and also have friends and also... be a girl.

Exhausting

Came back to the internet for a week and holy shit girls the men HATE HATE us omg

Or blowing it up into one of us being problematic. It's a MOVIE that's for children and I specifically said you are allowed to like it. That was literally it.

And you commenting this in my dms as a way to trigger me means you completely missed the point.

Ya'll need to pay more attention

The ENTIRE POINT of the incident was that I tried to express my opinion about it not being my favorite and someone spent 45 minutes insisting that it was unreasonable and that I was ableist. We are allowed to like/dislike things and discuss without shaming each other's opinions

To all the people randomly telling me they like "Wreck It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet" after the incident as if its going to set me off:

I genuinely don't care! I actually don't dislike the movie all that much. This is like trying to scare pescatarians by waving meat in front of them.

When I asked for elaboration, he said, "That's the only reason I could think of as to why anyone would want to take a picture with you."

Yeah, stay inside folks.

To give ya'll an example of how people are in the wild right now, I hung out with some new friends the other day and mentioned that a little girl once asked to take a picture with me at my job, and without hesitation, one of the guys said, "Why? Were you wearing a Hooter's uniform?"

NYC is the only city in which you can watch a Broadway show that's filled with diverse casting and inclusive ideas, and then immediately get racially discriminated against right out the door.

Also to all racists: why are we using 2000s racism in 2025? Your software is so outdated man

One thing I learned over the years of streaming is that NO ONE WILL READ ANYTHING YOU UPLOAD. Yes they'll tell you to write a schedule and rules but no one will actually read them and they WILL throw a tantrum when they get corrected bc they didn't read the thing they insisted you write.

Yeah they definitely knew but thought they would be the special exception.

Now I don't even wanna tell stories anymore cuz some guy's just gonna twist my words, derail the convo and make me defend myself for 45 min and I honestly would rather quit streaming altogether than do that again

I actually think they doubled down after I called them out and fully stood on the side of the other person out of spite and I'm just like why are you siding with someone you've never met on a situation you weren't even in?!!?! 😭

😭😭😭

Also once again, why do we keep going out of our way to question someone's life experience and believing THE OTHER PARTY that you don't know the existence of, especially when the story isn't hurting anyone? Like genuinely why? It costs nothing to just listen

GUYS PLEASE NO ONE WANTS YOUR ADVICE IN A TWITCH CHAT I PROMISE YOUR VICTIM BLAMING /"WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THIS SPECIFIC THING INSTEAD?" BULLSHIT WILL NOT CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE STORY THE STREAMER IS TELLING.

Streamers just want you to listen, not help unless stated otherwise LOL

LMAOOO hopefully she didnt get repeats! Apparently people do buy multiple so they can have their tamagotchis marry each other

Oh we are NOT hating on TWICE right now omfg

ACCIDENTALLY?!?!?!?!

THE PARADISE ONE!!!!

GUYS THERES A NEW TAMAGOTCHI AND NOW I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE AAAAAHHH

😭😭😭 its always Dragon Ball

"Well love is typically needed in a relationship" BUT IS THAT THE ONLY THING? WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE? WHY IS THE BAR IN HELL?

Like stop excusing shitty behavior with "BUT HE CARED". Your feelings mean nothing if your actions are stupid.

(The chat messages I receive on stream are crazy lol)

Also along that same vein: JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE, DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE A GOOD HUSBAND.

like "Yeah he refused to get a job and support his family, never once kissed his wife and really only stayed because she cooked for him, BUT he loved her!" really isn't a good argument you guys.

JUST BECAUSE SHITTY FATHERS FELT BAD ABOUT THE SHITTY THINGS THEY DID, DOESN'T MEAN THEY WERE GOOD FATHERS

Like some of you go "Yeah he almost killed his son, but he regretted it, so he's... he's a good father" too much and it's nuts lol.

Idk how to talk to people anymore

Also wtf I thought we all learned in like 8th grade that correlation does not equal causation and thus cannot be used as direct support for a hypothesis.

Omg I leave the internet to build a cabinet and go into surgery for TWO SECONDS and now they have beef with fever medication?

LOL the dumbest part tho is my family touches the AC ALL THE TIME

FYI according to the thermostat, my room was 89 degrees

Normal people: hey so its actually kind of cold in our room, can you not turn on the AC?

The Canplay family: DO YOU WANT YOUR FAMILY TO FREEZE TO DEATH? DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR SICK MOTHER? HOW HEARTLESS CAN YOU BE TO JUST WILLY NILLY TURN ON THE AC?

But in all seriousness, just scrolled through Threads today and people thete are just as dumb as the Twitter dudes. Why would we want multiple of these??