"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
03.03.2026 08:16 — 👍 6437 🔁 1537 💬 88 📌 42
"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
03.03.2026 08:16 — 👍 6437 🔁 1537 💬 88 📌 42
Not the best result. Called into the local for a couple of triple vodkas as coke. Wife wasn't expecting me in till 8 ish anyway . Using the time productively
28.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Up the scarfer bus stop wanker mags .
28.02.2026 11:46 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dont think we are. Im sure we refused and thats why the orange rapist reversed his stance on chagos
28.02.2026 09:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lovely photo .
22.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ive got "doylum"
21.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you were at QPR in 84, you'll know we aren't yet home and dry.
18.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Decent start, mind.
18.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Magnificent band. The album , fresh fruit for rotten vegetables, is a classic.
15.02.2026 09:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Get the fuck in...
14.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A yard offside
14.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Roses are red, violets are blue, up the fucking mags
14.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
www.theguardian.com/uk/2010/may/... this lad was in the year above. If I remember righly, he didnt even do chemistry O'Level. He took on an ambitious project, there . Was done for nonsing a few years ago under a different name.
12.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sub optimal start, that, like
04.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 023 minutes in. Good to goto anfield and be the better team for a change . Mind, its no criticism of locals , but you cant half tell its a tourist club now
31.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Tyler Ballgame debut album is a magnificent thing. Completely recommend it.
Yours,
The Gateshead Cultural Attache attaché.
Superb
29.01.2026 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazing
29.01.2026 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gatesheeed next, or Byker perhaps ?
24.01.2026 10:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Aye. From the People's Republic of Highfield
23.01.2026 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Probably describes my village perfectly
23.01.2026 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bollocks. Heart issue strikes again. Rest up this week. Missing PSV and Villa. And Abba on Friday night . Of all the weeks
19.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0
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There's some creative genius at Dulux to come up with the names of their paint colours. Cant see "Strangeways Steel or "Broadmoor Green" though.
17.01.2026 09:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
16.01.2026 10:29 — 👍 4526 🔁 1350 💬 82 📌 44
The Friday after work sauna has replaced pub and pints. Its much more healthy and a healthier lifes a happy life. I keep telling myself.
16.01.2026 17:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agree
15.01.2026 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Allowing Jenrick and Zahawi into his party all but confirms Farrage wont fight the next election. As PM you have to find solutions and be accountable for them. He was never going to do that, especially when he can earn 10x that in the media.
15.01.2026 14:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Haven't seen the one from last night, I was in the opposite end. Heard it was the wrong call . All I know from inside the ground is it took about 5 minutes, which is ridiculous. The tech is here to stay, sadly, but they need to remove it and come back when they know how and when to use it properly.
14.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"We're just daft enough to win it "
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