Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody)

People in Minneapolis need to get their COVID boosters. Too many people dying recently.

Pretti Good effectiveness against COVID.

Not a mask in sight. This is shameful behavior by the people of Iran.

On the first day of work for 2026, I am happy to announce I may have developed a new strain of COVID for you all.

Plan is to release it to the public in March.

Stock up on masks and toilet paper.

Enjoy the ride.

Your 13th COVID shot is the most important, but don’t stop now!

Even though COVID isn’t much of a threat to most of the planet, keep getting your boosters please.

PS - I bought shares of Pfizer and Moderna in 2019.

My sources are telling me that Rob Reiner had Covid at the time he was murdered.

Another Covid death for the statistics.

He really should have gotten that 9th booster.

Name a doctor you trust more than me

I am cheering for the Mariners because of how many people in Seattle got quadruple vaccinated for COVID.

Our studies actually show no less suffering or time off of work due to taking the vaccine.

But the statistics on death…that’s where the it spikes due to the vaccine. Very scary!

But, wear a mask! It helps us all.

Perfect! Our plan is coming together splendidly!

Mainstream media is pushing the vaccine/boosters again, which means…

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!

Jimmy Kimmel getting fired feels like my heart stopped beating…

just like a 20 year old soccer player after his Covid vaccine.

REMEMBER: COVID vaccines are still available for all do you that are afraid of getting a cold.

Talk to your healthcare professional and let them know.

Tyler Robinson has killed more people than COVID

Tulsi Gabbard is coming after me.

I’m nervous…

I feel like a 20yr old soccer player with myocarditis (not directly related to the vaccine)

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Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osborne weren’t vaccinated…sad situation

How many COVID boosters have you all had now?

I guess Israel knew that Iran had a Covid vaccine manufacturing facility and needed to destroy it to save the world.

President Macron was allegedly caught on camera with a bag of cocaine.

I have inside knowledge that that this is untrue.

He has been a test subject of the newly developed vaccine taken nasally which we have been trialling for the next launch of Covid later this year.

Thank you for sharing this Carl!

Do not accept the Normalization of Untruths.

There are too many parody accounts that you should actively ignore. Parody accounts are the devil’s work.

RFK Jr has absolutely no right to interfere in the COVID vaccine booster distribution while trying to demand Americans take healthy vitamins instead!

Americans are known around the world for being unhealthy and overweight.

Don’t try to change us Robert!

Mr. Pierre Poilievre,

I would like to formally offer you a new role working with my team in Wuhan.

We have an exciting new project that we would like your help with.

Congratulations Canada and to Mark Carney on being elected Prime Minister of Canada.

It’s nice to see that Canadians learned nothing from my COVID experiment.

Some people aren’t capable of learning from their mistakes.

These tariffs infuriate me!

I have always been someone who puts small businesses first!

Remember during COVID?

On my way to Wuhan as I’m working on a new project with the team.

Anyone want to guess what the project is?

Cory Booker had a record-setting Senate speech that lasted longer than the symptoms of my first bout of COVID.

George, since I Am Science, I just want to clarify that the Measles vaccine worked unlike the COVID vaccine which really didn’t do much at all.

I know I’m doing it right with Bluesky as I have more accounts blocking me than following me.

I will have a life-long gratitude to Former President Autopen!

He/They saved me from potential jail time.

My wife tells me that most women prefer girthy COVID over long COVID

You nailed it! Glad we can agree.

Elderly people needed masks and COVID vaccinations/boosters.

The rest of you were crazy.

I am Science!