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oh my god i just found a youtuber who did a video on ratchet and clank and has a not annoying voice which yay in the first place and then i go on his channel and he's got videos with a ton of games i love and can never find good stuff on omg im literally in love

just stuttered so bad i had to stop and stare at the ceiling in pure astonishment at myself

anyway i wonder if like, mgsv or even mgs2 ocelot sits in bed and cringes at the fact that he used to call his team by meowing AND that he did that the first time he ever met snake ☠️

chat i died a lil this week lol my therapist says i have a lil bit of ptsd and i came out of all of this with an intense fear of food 😍

today was my first time managing to eat any kind of solid in a while and it was the pieces of pasta in my chicken noodle soup 😌

why does eggman have 2020 egirl blush on

dude do you think they have shops for specific species with the caveat that sizes are hard to find OR they have to get everything tailored which is prob pretty expensive

it's strange to me that it's acceptable for sonic and knuckles and tails to not wear clothes but everyone else has all the bits covered, but also that they accessorize???

who the fuck is the gorilla though fr

ohhhhh she's a feral badger i thought sticks was a squirrel bc she's paranoid and hyper

of course knuckles doesnt know how to read dude lmfaooo i liked stupid idiot him in the game

chat who the fuck is this extra animal ???

EGGMAN'S EVIL PAJAMAS BAHAHAHAHAHA

eggman and sonic just being buddies when they're not mortal enemies is so fucking funny why is bro asking to stay with sonic for a few nights

i want to be amy she's so funny

tails is so funny in this show i literally started watching it bc i saw a tiktok that was clips of tails being stupid and he's like me ☠️

seriously sonic cant swim and he manages to get waterlogged after like 3 seconds in the water bro is like me

i was dealin with a lil south park autism moment i believe and i think i still kinda am but maybe i'll get sonic autism lol

BAHAHAHA HE FELL INTO THE TREES AND LAID IN A FETAL POSITION AND CRIED LMFAOOOOOOO

gopher woodchuck beaver thing is annoying as hell i hope he smacks into a tree "um acktually 🤓☝️" stfu loser

eggman is built like gaston in this show that's crazy

this is my first time watching the sonic boom cartoon chat i've never been a sonic fan before this

went on bluesky again and immediately vomited is this a sign ?

anyway life update or whatever uhhh still haven't had good food and i rely on ensure to keep me alive rn, i think i'm coming down with a 3rd sickness, and i impulsively cut and dyed my hair for the first time today 👍

me when i havent been on bluesky in literally an eternity AND i got a notif on my phone that my screentime was down by 16 hours last week 🥴

oh what i would give to be married to a rich man who allows me to decorate the house however i want with his money and is madly in love with me (i manifested kittens i can manifest this 😤😤😤)

just realized that i should look sad and sickly and ill bc i did NAWT do that promo set up well at all so the morning crew might be piiiiiiiiiissed ☠️

they still had to set up the cups and coffees and everything but i got the most important stuff like the menu boards n shit at least

and also only a couple of people at work have seen me in one of my outside fits + makeup so it'd be such a random switch up to go into work like that bahaha too many teenage customers who already laugh at me

anyway i have hours before work but the post nasal drip is makin my tummy hurt so i'm kinda tempted to do my full makeup today just to pass the time

i already used up the work fit that it would look the best with on new years eve though ugh i hate choosing to wear boring loser work clothes

guys i've been sick since december 7th what could i have done to deserve this :(((

chiyu's stealing my birthday month >.< >.<

i am very excited for 21 honestly i love drugs 😌

this starbucks promosetup is gonna make me kill myself wdym this is my second one ever and i have to do it by myself while we're open with two other baristas here (one of which is a 3 day old transfer) and i dont get any extra time to do it but launch is tomorrow ???