The Fart Bro

The guy that runs that fart Telegram group (this "Dewayne" character) is absolutely unhinged, passive-aggressive just because I won't respond to his badgering messages at all hours of the day. Talk about a power trip and a psycho.

Happy Father's Day! My dad and his antics were pivotal on my road to becoming a fart pig. 🍑🌬️🐽🐷 This is meant to be a comical parody.

For these I used Google's Veo 3. You can generate some for free each day. I subscribe to Ultra and have had to buy more credits several times.

Football players farting is the best. They get really into it and really vulgar with it.

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 Everyone! I am proud to be a total fart pig. 🍑💨🐽🐷

I created a similar video for fun because I liked your scene. Ironically it's the same dude!

He had an older Camaro. I had an F-150

I've been having a lot of fun with Veo 3. Haven't figured out how to customize the fart sound though

Tonight was my first hookup. Guy said he had to fart. I sniffed his ass which smelled like corn chips. Hole was a little dirtier. Licked it a bit. He couldn't fart. He tried to jack me off and nothing. Overall underwhelming experience. I'm glad I got to try this. Will stick with just farts.

I love these guys that make a big deal about creating customs and how they have no limits but then you ask them to do something really basic and it's like "too much." Get real. At least I save some money.

Morning!

Could this site actually be worse than Twitter? All of my posts are censored as "sexually suggestive" now, let my feed is full of naked asses, dicks, scat etc. without any labels. WTF.

Top o the morning to ya!

Funny experience with my brother. His truck's AC smells like an animal died in it. I ripped a nasty fart he didn't hear. He yelled "Fuck! I spent $300 to fix the vents and it still stinks!" It had hang time. I finally told him "that came from a different vent!" Laughter ensued.

I bet! It's awesome when you figure out their secret. I'm my fraternity I loved to do it after Super Bowl Sunday. It was like judging a farting contest by proxy.

Been there done that! 4 hours of meetings and nobody knew what I did. Had to sit in it for 3 hours

Hehe I do this a lot

While I really don't like Twitter, the engagement and interaction here sucks. :(

If this is true, it sounds like that guard is a fart bro like us! Could you imagine the smell in that room? I love that they made the best of the situation... knowing that what could be their last moments were spent lighting their farts!

I love how tortured these farts sound coming out. Like they've been desperate to get out for hours but those muscular butt cheeks were too tight! And I can just imagine the cloud that stuck around while they continued with their workout.

One of my favorite fart scenes in a movie. This guy is miserable as he swells with gas after eating a whole pot of beans. Ballooned stomach and his face messy. Later in the movie, he is pulled in a wagon and you can see a big hole blown in his pants from the fart.

Probably when my best friend and I were in high school. We used to carpool and would fart the entire way to school. We could have powered the car with our gas. It was rank. After school we would get back in and it STILL stunk. Would cause a lot of laughs if we forgot and gave a ride to someone lol

This makes a ton of sense.

Yes I've wafted others' farts and done the cushion sniff. I love that I am not the only one ;)

Good morning! Altitude is taking effect!

I know. Leather tends to be catch-all it seems. I think I put underwear too. I've never been contacted for leather lol

There's a lot of fart bros on there. A lot. I can't remember what I selected, but you can just describe what you're looking for in your profile. I only get contacted about farts etc.

They keep talking about the winds here as PDS (Potentially Dangerous Situation). Well, let me just say, if the winds coming outta my ass don't start to subside, Imma have a massive PDS in my shorts.

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