Raúl Rodríguez

I just kept asking everyone if they were K-Pop stars when I didn’t recognize their costume

I keep getting gymnastics videos on my algo, and yes, I do always think, “I can do that”

Just past a Burger Road on American Ave 🫡

Excited for Pokémon Legends Z-A, just need to finish Hades II, but just need to finish Silksong

Me at 7 am: please just sleep more
Me at 1 pm: please don’t sleep now

Just witnessed my boss meet their long lost half-brother!

I can face wave after wave of rowdy students, but make me write one lesson plan 😭

I love looking directly at my phone and asking myself, where is my phone?

Was in the middle of getting raptured, but then I thought about labubus and got put back :_(

Hard to believe there’s still 975 years of the Will-enium to go

Watching Dr. Stone and every time, I sing it like 🎶 Mr. Jones 🎶

Sometimes I wish I had friends with pure hearts that I could send cute lil videos to

I must’ve missed my invite to this season of Critical Role… hmm

Foundation’s theme song reminds me of X-men ‘97 (theme song)

Watching reaction videos is weird, I’m just watching someone watch something

RIP in Peace

Posted goodbye to a homie (he’s moving across the country) and everyone thought he died!

Worst part of work training is making you watch YouTube videos. My algorithm’s never gonna recover 😢

Pretty sure 90% of my wall is crown molding

Getting a Speedo LZR Racer and drowning immediately ‘cause I still don’t know how to swim

I get mad when people say ATM, because that’s just Florence erasure

Not to toot my own horn, but I think I’m a pretty good DM (watching DM tip videos and feel like I do most)

Pro tip: if you’re 40 and live a sedentary lifestyle, stay outta the pit 🥲

A tabletop with Mörk Borg play materials, including pencils, meeples, and playing cards

Mörk Borg’d it up the other day! Really enjoyed the session

You’ll take my millennial lol from my cold dead hands, lol

I still think to myself, “that thing gorge the monkey was” everyday

Every time I read a groan worthy joke I think to myself, that joke is so Raul-coded

One more day until D&D, I just wanna give my player her birthday dice!

Anytime anything mildly inconveniences me I think: The world is a vampire

Damn, Brennan was one of my favs. Really gonna miss seeing him in Dropout stuff #RIP