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I bought a fanart calendar because I like the artist, which arrived today. Unfortunately, its utility as a calendar leaves much to be desired (no space to write on the day squares). Luckily, I like another artist who also has a calendar...

Take my money!!!

Kicking and screaming all the way (get loved, idiot)

Superman Isn’t Trying to Be Political. We Just Have Real-Life Supervillains Now.

What a headline.

Fawlty Towers Ed & Stede would be fab

We can tell stories *and* punch nazis

In case you need it

support.microsoft.com/en-us/office...

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

OMG just saw this SO EXCITED THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU *incoherent screaming*

Cheese is Grate Important scientific survey to discover cheese grating habits

It occurred to me that I have no idea if the number of cheese graters I own is above or below average, so I've written a survey:

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Something to remember this US Election Day

the cover of Little God-showing a bare-chested young man with large, feathered wings, standing in the moonlight. the text beside the cover reads: a new novella from R. Cooper. The fledgling god of all desires meets the beautiful human king he's been avoiding. November 1st!

RELEASE DAY!!
books2read.com/u/4j7deY

I made the critical error of not buying dollop cream for my scones with jam and cream and now the cream is running everywhere

I am unwillingly adding to the fatberg in our sewerage system bc I don't want to lick the plate

After nine years away from academia, my friend has asked me to present at this conference he's running. Mixed emotions, but mostly joy I'll get to talk about my subject again

Maybe put the notes away and go back to them after you've done something else so you can assess them properly. Is your brain going "I don't wanna do this, I want to do x?" Go and do that instead. If you can't work out what you want to do, maybe take a break

I had my car serviced yesterday and then discovered a flat tyre before work today. Ugh

I heard that song on the radio this morning and I thought all through the first verse that it was about Stacy's Dad because of that cover version

My feet hurt so much!

Struggling not to blame past me for buying so much stuff because now I'm putting it all in boxes to move into my new place
But present me loves my stuff too, never fear

And it is soo good!

Cleaning sucks balls

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Wow! Scary scary, huh?

Count me the fuck in!!!

Slides in to say I am also excited. Also to say hi!

A copy of Wine Spectator with a picture of a ratty looking man in a suit and beside him the headline What's in the Cellar of the World's Second Richest Man?

I haven't actually read the article yet but if the answer isn't "The partially dismembered body of the world's first richest man" my disappointment will echo through this hotel like the howling of a lonesome train wolf.

Yet another social media website. Let's see how long this one lasts