Dresden Black

The wheels on the bus go thumpity thump
Thumpity thump
Thumpity thump
The wheels on the bus go thumpity thump
Over kristi noem

Couldn't happen to a nicer gal😁

We all know it wasn't based on intelligence
(Pun FULLY intended)

And I daresay, they broke his arm, but NOT his resolve

This is terrible, but we should all take a moment to reflect on how it takes, at least, 3 rent-a-cops™ and 1 senator® to break a Marine 🫡
#SemperFidelis

I like your thinking, but let's commemorate her somewhere she won't be surrounded by memorials to terrible people

To be clear:
Put every, single, disgusting, debauched, heinous, evil, inhuman bit out there for ALL to read
Don't let these bastards hide their perverted, masochistic, self-entitled abuses
But also, remember that there are people with a vested interest in ignoring facts, who won't let themselves see

At some point, we have to admit that "release the files" is ineffective
What change does it create?
We *know* he's in there, doing grossly despicable things, as he has his whole life
We've been saying this for decades
They don't care
If no one will hold him to account, it's just a lot of words

It is worth noting that, though trump is *prominent* throughout The Files™, all of these truly, deeply terrible actions must be fought, whether or not they are intended to draw focus

Calling everything a distraction is minimizing the pure evil of each and every plank of their entire platform

The thing that stops this from being a 💯 perfect post is that it implies that a vital organ is encased in the skull of men like this

7: Making obnoxious white guys rich.
Oh, sorry. That's "what's meta for?"

In a world full of donalds, be a Dolly!

Juris Doctor Faustus

Happy Saturday to everyone EXCEPT "donald the dove" and his enablers

The Gatorstapo™

#ThisIs55

I have had it with these müthåfū¢kîn' Karens in my müthåfū¢kîn' business!

People keep mentioning j.d. "vance" (alias: James Donald Bowman) having been appointed 🙄czar🙄 to "fight fraud"

But obviously, if a lifetime grifter, such as trump, picks someone to head up a fraud taskforce, it's intended to create MORE fraud

As they say:
If I'd known I was gonna love this long, I'd've taken better care of myself
#old

I *try* to avoid "hate," but that ethic seems harder every day

But yes, I do still vote, and so should you

NC elections administrators used to steer clear of backing candidates. No more.  • NC Newsline In a departure from past practices, state officials with elections oversight are openly supporting candidates this year. Elections director Sam Hayes attended a fundraiser for U.S. Rep. Tim Moore (R-N...

North Carolina elections administration has become so blatantly corrupt that people don't even pretend to hide it anymore🤬
ncnewsline.com/2026/02/25/n...

YouTube video by Captain2Clip How much for the little girl?

youtu.be/GDXYzUlv0S8

I don't have much money, so whatever's cheapest

Tonight, I plan on rinsing my eyeballs with Tabasco Sauce while blasting the sounds of nails down a chalkboard in my earbuds
This will be a more enjoyable experience than sitting through trump's presentation of lies and delusions
#ShameOfTheUnion

Anyone who votes for her CANNOT say "that's not what I voted for" about Trump's evil, because all she's good for is shaking her head while rubber stamping his agenda
Disappointment does nothing for America
Only votes count

I want my G(oogle)News feed to be presented by Gary Gnu

(If you get this joke, I hope everything was good at your most recent colonoscopy)
#GenXSky

Can I have $10 in pickles, please?

I suppose we can expect a briefing soon, explaining that trump has tourette's and is, therefore, the real victim

Sorry your BF thinks “labia majora” is a constellation.