J.W. Gant

Photo of a pond and snapping turtle with text: AITA for convincing my neighbor to wade across the beaver pond in the dead of night with, and a snapping turtle bites him? I'm investigating a murder.

#UnhingedPit #AITA
Murder on the Bike Trail
#writingcommunity #A #MY #Q
Photos my own

Three troll dolls in front of the moon

#UnhingedPit
Murder on the Bike Trail
#amquerying #writingcommunity #A #MY #Q
Photos my own

My closest yet approximation of the Shake Shack double-Patty cheeseburger, served with a tall Guinness from a can.

I win. #FoodSky

Care to share a bit of your methodology, Bethany?

Second draft is complete at 77,500 words, taking every day of February except the first after waiting a year to begin. What a great feeling. Comment with your revision stories. :-)
#WritingCommunity

... and finished. The second draft is complete, as of about ten minutes ago, at 77.5K. What a corker this story is! What a great feeling! ...

… uuuhhh …

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Where is all the snow there?

Can't stop me.

HA!! Nice reference.

a woman with glasses and a wig is making a funny face . ALT: a woman with glasses and a wig is making a funny face .

#UnhingedPit
Hello! My name is Jessie Collins but when I was a kid, they called me Jesipedia, like Wikipedia, except me. Brother, did I go on adventures as a kid in middle school!
My friend Jacqui wrote them up as short stories where you check solutions in the back of the book. Want 'em?
#Q #MG 21K

A boarded-up brick building.

#UnhingedPit
Food supply in the world by year:
1960 2 billion
2023 8 billion
The food? Humans, of course. Now she needs to figure out where to put them. It is all a part of The Plan.
#Q #A #H
The Hollow
97K

Damn! That is hot!!

The mar a lago club Dinner menu Items do not have prices listed, you damn fool. What? Are you poor? If you have to know the prices, you can’t afford them. None of them.

#UnhingedPit

You couldn’t believe when the invitation arrived for the party at Mar-a-Lago.

You put on your best.
Sat for dinner.

And some jerk ripped off the place.

The nerve!

Poor people are all alike.

#Q #A #C satire

How I Stole From the President While Saving a Foster Home
82K

In a world torn by history (Berlin, '97), a spirited beauty (I mean, she’s alright) defies propriety (books a language course) to claim her rightful future (career plans). Stranded on distant shores (Berlin. I said so already. Yes, there’s a beach), she falls prey to a cruel fate (housing mix-up) that entwines her destiny (for 2 months. Calm down) with a battle-scarred warrior (ex pro athlete with custody drama) guarding his wounded heart. Tormented by desire beyond endurance (will they, won’t they), they’re swept into an all-consuming passion (4*🌶️). It may devour them both—or grant the love of a lifetime (HEA). Sticker: Has Already Claimed Untold Beta Readers’ Hearts! Certified stamp: 100% TRUE. 100% MISLEADING. Credits: (1) Berlin aerial shot feat. the TV tower (Norbert Braun on Unsplash) (2) cutout of original cover art by Sharon Spiak for "Chanting the Dawn" by Marylyle Rogers. All rights remain with the artist www.sharonspiakart.com Certified stamp: designed by freepik.com

Me again! Forget romcom, I’ve just had another idea.
Since my Berlin romance is practically historical… what if I went full bodice ripper instead? 👇

The cover needs *minor* adjustments, but how does the concept feel? Fresh? Or unhinged?
#UnhingedPit #Q #A #R

Raised donut with maple frosting, the best food in the world, fit for Kings & Queens, like no other. Life would not be worth living without them.

Pencil sketch of a duo, man on left, woman on right, holding pistols

Donuts With a Difference Nearly out of stock of donuts as per usual

#UnhingedPit

Do you like donuts?
Donuts with maple frosting?
Don’t come between Liz, or her partner Jake, for donuts.
Or she might kill you.
Might solve a case too, if the talking car shuts up.

#Q #A #C #SF

Comps:
The Big Sleep (1939)
First Blood (1972)

Running Until Tomorrow is Gone
77K

A collage. TOP ROW: "These guys": A picture of Anthony and Kate from Bridgerton. "But dancing like this": A picture of a couple from Strictly Come Dancing in a sizzling tango pose. MIDDLE ROW: "Like in Jumanjii when the plants become a problem": A picture of a huge tropical flower bursting into a living room from the film. "But more like Stranger Things": a picture of the creeping vines in the house in Season 4. BOTTOM ROW: "On the trail of a killer": a picture of Knives Out 3, with Daniel Craig and the cast staring down into a grave. "But with geeks": Steve and Nancy from Stranger Things Season 4, dressed up to hunt Vecna, like they mean business.

Here's my #UnhingedPit #NA #F #R #W – that I've nicknamed the 'Plantomasy' Project – in vibes & pictures only!
Boy meets girl: plants get in the way, with knitting, tango-dancing, annoying little sisters, troublesome relations & a pet house plant.

Photo of a carrot JellyCat.

Dawn B with a plushie carrot. AKA Mr. Carrot. 🥕

This is Mr. Carrot.

He plays the incredibly important, completely irreplaceable, heart wrenching role of CARROT in my #NA romantic fantasy/comedy, Another Quest.

An unhinged story with carrots,

Querying soon.

#UnhingedPit #R #F #C #Q

… damn you with your obscure references that are always spot on …

Damn good feeling that is.

... and be sure to visit the Dell refurb site ...

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Dell Refurb has been running deals lately and I picked up a simple laptop for my daughter for $200.

Keep an eye on SlickDeals for offerings:

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#WritingCommunity, there's a concept in mt climbing called "summit fever" that's a compulsion to reach the top at any cost. Pros ensure they can get down.
Crime is the same. Amateurs focus on performing the crime, while pros establish the exits before entertaining any job.
#CrimeWriters

Some “writer” on another platform posted utter nonsense analyses about it (you can say “I don’t like it”, but don’t invent facts).

No stakes, he said.
False. The stakes raise in every episode until a crescendo.

He continued, and I concluded he’s just dumb. So I posted this on multiple platforms.

... drove my pickup truck with a canopy on back ...

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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Note perfect, for what it wanted to do.

The story focuses on small folk, like Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress, used by Lucas for Star Wars, so you literally only see the most powerful by glimpses around a corner, a big constrast w previous GoT.

6 episodes / 3.5 hours

WooHoo!!!

Wait ...

Who are you?

... Jody ...