I see your Reuben, and … I’ve had smashed cheeseburgers consecutive nights with plans for a trifecta repeat tomorrow.
01.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@johnwgant.bsky.social
Writer. Father. Unwilling tech enthusiast. Veteran. Hiker of mountains. Black belt. ER medic in a prior life. I sometimes think I know what is going on, but probably don’t. In New England until the end. Yes. It is a coup. #WritingCommunity
I see your Reuben, and … I’ve had smashed cheeseburgers consecutive nights with plans for a trifecta repeat tomorrow.
01.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It feels like rating a handful of critical tropes on a sliding scale for each genre would help quantify the designations.
Say 0-5
0 = not present
5 = perfectly represented
Me, watching the romance and YA writers getting agent likes in pitch events while I write other stuff.
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Cherry Pie Welcome to Twin Peaks
01.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watch near the end of Episode III when the Emperor tells Yoda about his faith in his friends, young Darth Vader, and Yoda challenges that.
Then watch the end of RotJ again. You won’t view it the same.
What would Sunday be without Grampa Jody being overwhelmed by small, furry critters who lick him to death?
@jodywagner.bsky.social
This statement by you may be the most amazing and portentous to be witnessed by mine eyes in all the decades that I've walked this earth, and the momentousness of the occasion overwhelms me such that I am incapacitated, babbling, though foolishly still typing, and wish to convey my utmost gratitude.
01.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Zero interest.
01.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don't move the goalposts, Tam. You complained about Biden. Your complaint was ill-founded.
01.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0... because elections are run by the states ...
01.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ohhhh! That’s a good one. I do prefer thrillers.
01.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Photo of a pond and snapping turtle with text: AITA for convincing my neighbor to wade across the beaver pond in the dead of night with, and a snapping turtle bites him? I'm investigating a murder.
#UnhingedPit #AITA
Murder on the Bike Trail
#writingcommunity #A #MY #Q
Photos my own
Three troll dolls in front of the moon
#UnhingedPit
Murder on the Bike Trail
#amquerying #writingcommunity #A #MY #Q
Photos my own
My closest yet approximation of the Shake Shack double-Patty cheeseburger, served with a tall Guinness from a can.
I win. #FoodSky
28.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Care to share a bit of your methodology, Bethany?
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Second draft is complete at 77,500 words, taking every day of February except the first after waiting a year to begin. What a great feeling. Comment with your revision stories. :-)
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... and finished. The second draft is complete, as of about ten minutes ago, at 77.5K. What a corker this story is! What a great feeling! ...
28.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0… uuuhhh …
28.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't stop me.
28.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HA!! Nice reference.
28.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#UnhingedPit
Hello! My name is Jessie Collins but when I was a kid, they called me Jesipedia, like Wikipedia, except me. Brother, did I go on adventures as a kid in middle school!
My friend Jacqui wrote them up as short stories where you check solutions in the back of the book. Want 'em?
#Q #MG 21K
A boarded-up brick building.
#UnhingedPit
Food supply in the world by year:
1960 2 billion
2023 8 billion
The food? Humans, of course. Now she needs to figure out where to put them. It is all a part of The Plan.
#Q #A #H
The Hollow
97K
Damn! That is hot!!
28.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The mar a lago club Dinner menu Items do not have prices listed, you damn fool. What? Are you poor? If you have to know the prices, you can’t afford them. None of them.
#UnhingedPit
You couldn’t believe when the invitation arrived for the party at Mar-a-Lago.
You put on your best.
Sat for dinner.
And some jerk ripped off the place.
The nerve!
Poor people are all alike.
#Q #A #C satire
How I Stole From the President While Saving a Foster Home
82K
In a world torn by history (Berlin, '97), a spirited beauty (I mean, she’s alright) defies propriety (books a language course) to claim her rightful future (career plans). Stranded on distant shores (Berlin. I said so already. Yes, there’s a beach), she falls prey to a cruel fate (housing mix-up) that entwines her destiny (for 2 months. Calm down) with a battle-scarred warrior (ex pro athlete with custody drama) guarding his wounded heart. Tormented by desire beyond endurance (will they, won’t they), they’re swept into an all-consuming passion (4*🌶️). It may devour them both—or grant the love of a lifetime (HEA). Sticker: Has Already Claimed Untold Beta Readers’ Hearts! Certified stamp: 100% TRUE. 100% MISLEADING. Credits: (1) Berlin aerial shot feat. the TV tower (Norbert Braun on Unsplash) (2) cutout of original cover art by Sharon Spiak for "Chanting the Dawn" by Marylyle Rogers. All rights remain with the artist www.sharonspiakart.com Certified stamp: designed by freepik.com
Me again! Forget romcom, I’ve just had another idea.
Since my Berlin romance is practically historical… what if I went full bodice ripper instead? 👇
The cover needs *minor* adjustments, but how does the concept feel? Fresh? Or unhinged?
#UnhingedPit #Q #A #R
Raised donut with maple frosting, the best food in the world, fit for Kings & Queens, like no other. Life would not be worth living without them.
Pencil sketch of a duo, man on left, woman on right, holding pistols
Donuts With a Difference Nearly out of stock of donuts as per usual
#UnhingedPit
Do you like donuts?
Donuts with maple frosting?
Don’t come between Liz, or her partner Jake, for donuts.
Or she might kill you.
Might solve a case too, if the talking car shuts up.
#Q #A #C #SF
Comps:
The Big Sleep (1939)
First Blood (1972)
Running Until Tomorrow is Gone
77K
A collage. TOP ROW: "These guys": A picture of Anthony and Kate from Bridgerton. "But dancing like this": A picture of a couple from Strictly Come Dancing in a sizzling tango pose. MIDDLE ROW: "Like in Jumanjii when the plants become a problem": A picture of a huge tropical flower bursting into a living room from the film. "But more like Stranger Things": a picture of the creeping vines in the house in Season 4. BOTTOM ROW: "On the trail of a killer": a picture of Knives Out 3, with Daniel Craig and the cast staring down into a grave. "But with geeks": Steve and Nancy from Stranger Things Season 4, dressed up to hunt Vecna, like they mean business.
Here's my #UnhingedPit #NA #F #R #W – that I've nicknamed the 'Plantomasy' Project – in vibes & pictures only!
Boy meets girl: plants get in the way, with knitting, tango-dancing, annoying little sisters, troublesome relations & a pet house plant.
Photo of a carrot JellyCat.
Dawn B with a plushie carrot. AKA Mr. Carrot. 🥕
This is Mr. Carrot.
He plays the incredibly important, completely irreplaceable, heart wrenching role of CARROT in my #NA romantic fantasy/comedy, Another Quest.
An unhinged story with carrots,
Querying soon.
#UnhingedPit #R #F #C #Q
… damn you with your obscure references that are always spot on …
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