#Survivor49

I cannot believe Jake’s spirit passed on to the ocean to make the world’s biggest shoe bandit.

There was a doppelgänger of Parvati at a Wiggles show at a theme park today and I really feel the need to apologise for how many times I looked over to check if it was actually Parv.

Went to a gig last night, crashed at a friends place then I’m going to 2 bachelor parties back to back today.

Suddenly I feel like I’m in my 20s again

It makes me think of how Knives Out was in the cinema and then Glass Onion was on Netflix.

#SurvivorAU vs the World is like if they made a sequel to one of the best movies of all time, but it was straight to video so way less people saw it.

How are we meant to watch #Survivor49 after we just watched #SurvivorAU give us a continuation of 17 year old Survivor story with a tragic and fulfilling ending?

How do we go back to someone 3D printing challenges?

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Luke at the final tribal.

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They should remove $1000 from the prize money every time somebody says ‘youse’. (Luke ends the game owing the show $3.7m) #SurvivorAU 🌴

I wouldn’t vote for Luke solely for how often he’s said “youse”

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Parvati saying “knowledge is power” again and I imagine a producer in video village shouting “for the last damn time it’s the IDOL STEALER”

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*Parv starts speaking*

*winner music intensifies*

#SurvivorAU subtle as always

Janine leading with one of the worst reads of a jury of all time. #SurvivorAU

Cirie received 8 votes in this season compared to her 9 votes in her previous 4 seasons.

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DONDI fallen angel, an apprentice advisor and the winner of big brother VIP

Your #SurvivorAU final 3.

Did we just have a Cirie balance beam fire moment? Is this leading to S50 fire win?

#SurvivorAU #Survivor50

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THE BRAINS VS BRAWN MERGE TRIBE NAME

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He learned how to spell Cirie! The arc is complete. #SurvivorAU

Shonee with the Parvati on the Traitors headband on the jury.

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What if the final three is Janine Luke Parvati in honour of JLP? #SurvivorAU 🌴

Why am I suddenly pro US forced firemaking where Parv could choose to take Cirie to the final tribal. #SurvivorAU

It’s crazy that it’s finale night on Father’s Day and we’re most likely to crown mother.

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It’s a movie about a singing monkey Michael, what could it cost?

If I had a nickel every time a male gave up the immunity necklace at a final 5 tribal council with Parv and Cirie, I’d have 2 nickels.

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Omg Shonees final words of “I’m coming for Jonathan’s job” has aged so poorly.

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Thanks Tom, couldn’t have done it without you.

How is tonight the penultimate episode of #SurvivorAU?

It feels like just yesterday Tony was wearing a shoe necklace.

Find someone who talks about you the way Lisa talks about getting to know Cirie for 12 days.

That’s true love.

#SurvivorAU

There’s 2 idols, an immunity to win… #SurvivorAU don’t you dare hide enough idol and risk Cirie getting Game Changered.

I’m scared.