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Cuck Schumer

You don't become that wealthy without an unfillable hole in your heart

Askarov is extremely fun

I would have gotten tossed if I were Celebrini. Crazy that he's a teenager and has his mental game together so well

Holy fuck the sharks

No stick Liljegren drawing a penalty in a game where the sharks aren't allowed to draw penalties rocks

The sharks look good AND the kraken look like dogshit

They shouldn't be glorifying piracy

Found the most unhinged bumper sticker combo

BURN IN HELL DODGERS

The Toronto Blue Jays: America's Team

Executive chairman of Gloo

I need these fucking Dodgers fans to be sad

Blake Snell is so fucking ugly

Kid 1: why you have wet hands dada?

Me: I don't. They're dry.

Kid 1: Why you have dry hands?

Mike Fetters at baseball-reference.com Career stats of Mike Fetters

Mike Fetters
Pitcher
Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2004
LAD - MIN - OAK - ARI - ANA - PIT - BAL - MIL

Nic Cage

They're also not childless-ness taxes because living in a society where only those whose parents could afford private school had a basic education would be a fucking nightmare, even for the childless.

These guys look like a far side depiction of the Texas national guard

Tom blocked me for insinuating his stupidity was related to being a member of the most lead poisoned generation. I looked it up afterward and it turns out he's a boomer. He should have taken it as a compliment!

@neatoday.bsky.social

god willing, in a few years, we'll be in a golden age of ironic 'couldn't have happened to a nicer guy' drops

If only there were a historical example that led to some of the greatest atrocities ever perpetrated by mankind they could have learned from

You fucking idiot

The Milky Way, bioluminescence and a visitor to the beach, Wednesday evening along the Sonoma County coastline. #kentporterphotography #photojournalism @pressdemo.bsky.social

Cum

It's wild that these morons still don't understand that the tent isn't getting any bigger. It's just being picked up and moved to the right