@kevinkaneauthor.bsky.social
Author of Welcome to The Deep Estate and Partition Critical Era. Definitely not a No. 2 Pencil.
We need to talk about how the Epstein Files Buttfucked the Internet Into a Delirium Machine.
#jeffreyepstein
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Some Ancient Greek Orator: "Hey, honey. If you had to f*ck a bird, what bird would it be?"
Wife: "I dunno. Swan, I guess."
Greek Orator: *scribbling down* "And Zeus appeared to Leda as a swole-ass swan and was like, 'Honk, Honk, Boo. What's poppin?'" #booksky #Theodyssey
Thanks! I directed the Narrator during the recording, and the end product? Holy crap.
It's so friggin hilarious that I hate that I wrote it because I can't say how funny it is without it sounding like I'm explaining how much I love the smell of my own farts.
#booksky: Another glowing #review for the Welcome to the Deep Estate #audiobook.
03.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
#NeilGaiman in a nutshell:
03.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m telling you guys, America needs #Greenland *as a whole ass state* with two US senators who are really big fans of European socialism and a permanent grudge against Trump.
21.01.2026 21:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Anne Rice: More
Graphic designer: Ma'am, the title can't handle that much bevel.
Anne Rice: I SAID MORE!
‼️ATTENTION‼️Real men pee sitting down.
✅ you’re always facing the door in case of danger
✅ it keeps your hands free in case you need to fight
❌ standing & peeing means holding a PP which is gay
⚠️ if you must stand, have another man hold your PP to avoid the gay
THANK U FOR UR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Yo momma so fat the Ozempic sh0t 1tself
18.01.2026 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another solid review for Welcome To the Deep Estate audiobook. "it was unhinged, and best of all, it was weird, hilarious, and absolutely packed with chaos."
Check it out on audible #booksky #reviews #audiobook
![And yet, here we are. The most hilarious story I've listened to this year, and I'm over 160 titles so far. If you've been born in the last 80 years, you'll pickup at least some of the 728* pop culture, science, and literary references dropped into this non-stop mind-twisting alternate universe adventure. With every sentence overflowing with wit and disbelievability but set in a whacked out place where anything can and will happen, our main character, John Doe, must navigate his first day on the job at a secret agency where co-workers and supervisors seem mostly unfazed by the existence of lizard people and alternate realities. The hijinks span every conceivable sci-fi and fantasy reference while the conspiracy theories start proving themselves true. John Doe is extremely relatable, creative, damaged by trauma, and determined to finish what he starts. Christopher Harbour brings him and the rest of the cast to life with wildly varied and interesting voices, and enough tension to cut with a katana. A joyous and wacky good time. [Disclosure: I received this title for free and listened at 2.0x.] *There are probably more, I lost count.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7qjxptiewoq254nblzc4yplw/bafkreifl5lyit4ufzfozat7eweorutu7fxv3joaayb4tmckgvsysvrk4ai@jpeg)
And yet, here we are. The most hilarious story I've listened to this year, and I'm over 160 titles so far. If you've been born in the last 80 years, you'll pickup at least some of the 728* pop culture, science, and literary references dropped into this non-stop mind-twisting alternate universe adventure. With every sentence overflowing with wit and disbelievability but set in a whacked out place where anything can and will happen, our main character, John Doe, must navigate his first day on the job at a secret agency where co-workers and supervisors seem mostly unfazed by the existence of lizard people and alternate realities. The hijinks span every conceivable sci-fi and fantasy reference while the conspiracy theories start proving themselves true. John Doe is extremely relatable, creative, damaged by trauma, and determined to finish what he starts. Christopher Harbour brings him and the rest of the cast to life with wildly varied and interesting voices, and enough tension to cut with a katana. A joyous and wacky good time. [Disclosure: I received this title for free and listened at 2.0x.] *There are probably more, I lost count.
"5/5 Stars. No title has the right to make you laugh out loud this much - it hurts"
Reviews like this for "Welcome to the Deep Estate" keep me going. #booksky #audiobooks
#Booksky I have 5 Audible Codes to give away for my new audiobook "Welcome to the Deep Estate!" DM ME!
17.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Check out the first chapter of my audiobook here. It'll make you giggle. #booksky
kevinkaneauthor.substack.com/p/welcome-to...
Check out my new novel, Welcome to the Deep Estate.
-4/5 on Goodreads. It's hilarious.
-Topics include Garden Gnomes, conspiracies, Schrodinger Kittens, the Illuminati, vampires, Secret Lizard people, Stephen King's cocaine, and The Backrooms
-The world needs some Hitchhiker's Guide vibes. #booksky
Have you been reading my Partition Novella on Substack #booksky? Of course you haven't because I keep forgetting that Bluesky exists. Take a deep dive into a cyberpunk AI conspiracy and check it out!
15.12.2025 18:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blonde Blazer: *extremely loyal, trusting, believes in you to the very end, has ex boyfriend*
Every guy playing #Dispatch: ew, tainted goods.
Invisagirl: *lies, steals, betrays everyone, works for the man who killed your dad, destroyed your career as a hero, shows boobs*
Every guy: I can fix her
Amazon publishing: You’ll get 60% royalties!
Writers: Really!?
KDP: After the cost of printing. Really it’s 30%.
Writers: Oh.
#KDP: Also, pay us if you want anyone to find the book. So it’s more like -30%. You’ll actually owe us royalties.
#Writers: I think I’ll go somewhere else.
KDP: Lol.
Are you into prehensile vaginas and lactating third-sex god emperor twinks? What about erotic yolk play? No, just me?
Well, You should check out my alien erotica. It’s like diving into H.R. Giger’s browser history. #erotica
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#booksky #funny
Just in case you missed this random piece of feminist history:
#booksky here's a little history for ya'll:
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#booksky here's a little history for ya'll:
open.substack.com/pub/kevinkan...
#Bookreviews *sniff* This is beautiful to see.
05.09.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OH! OH! ME! I wrote a silly book about conspiracies and liminal space. You'll love it if you're a fan of Douglas Adams and Pratchett. Check out the reviews.
www.goodreads.com/book/show/23...
I'm waiting for the truth to come out that #Epstein and Trump had a homoerotic bromance going on for years. Lots of devil's threesomes with prolonged eye contact. We already know they shared a girlfriend.
04.09.2025 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wanna go back to 2012. We just played Minecraft and listened to Gangnam style. Life was good.
03.09.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s the MCs adventure buddy inside the backrooms. Used to be Stephen Kings writing partner in the 80’s
03.09.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is my book BTW. Her name is Carrie. She is awesome. Everybody loves her and the book. 4/5 on Goodreads. a.co/d/6d2jdCZ
03.09.2025 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finding the Epstein Files is great and all, but you know what's better #booksky ? Realizing that not only is a literal no. 2 pencil a major character of a book, but it's so adorable, you've become emotionally attached and will send death threats to the author if they dare kill her off. 1/2
03.09.2025 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0#bluesky I made an AI slop trailer for my book!
03.09.2025 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#booksky wanna giggle then get emotionally invested in a literal pencil? What about a garden gnome? They’re two major characters. Check out Welcome to the Deep estate. There’s Schrödinger kittens and lizard people and way too many silly things to list in one post.
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