Christian 🏳️‍🌈⚡️

Lego set from the Jurassic World line featuring a truck and an Allosaurus with 4 human characters

Well after almost 6 hours of my back hurting and doing a stop motion build of this set, I can go to bed. Already 5 am 🫩

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A picture of my friend sitting on a wooden bench, shitless and flexing at the camera.

My friend wearing a blue tank top, short grey shorts, glasses sitting in a car, looking at the camera and smiling.

My friend, wearing a blue tank, grey shorts sitting on a car, flexing his left arm for the camera.

A picture of my friend standing in front of a car with his shorts around his ankles showing off his ass.

Wanted to share a few photos of my recent shoot with the incredibly handsome @bostonotter.bsky.social. Thank you for being my beach pin up model. You can see the full set on my IG!

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Bubbles from powerpuff girls as a popsicle

Can I have five more of these blonde bitches?

Shirtless mirror selfie with left forearm flexed

Shirtless mirror selfie with left bicep flexed

Arms, so veiny

Thank you 🥰

free him

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Selfie wearing Jurassic clothing with a velociraptor figure in the chest pocket and wearing sunglasses

Got a company lunch party for 3 and a half hours that I just have to show up and get paid for a full 8 hour shift without having to work tonight. Of course to continue the Jurassic summer I’m in full Jurassic attire 🦖

Two homos copying a gorilla statue at the woodland park zoo.

Been monkeying around in Seattle with @thebotanywitch.bsky.social this week.

good puppers 🐕🐾

#pokemon

Truly what is wrong with people?! I HOPE they got charged with a ton of fees for leaving such a mess

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This is such a hot photo 😮‍💨 the beard, the tiddies, the pretty dick

Gorgeous 😍

Finally got a haircut 🤪

Now I need to find a trip to mark this off a bucket list 🫣

a cartoon of a pokemon wearing sunglasses and a heart shaped eye . ALT: a cartoon of a pokemon wearing sunglasses and a heart shaped eye .

And the belt unbuckled, shorts unbuttoned and unzipped 🥴😮‍💨

Exclusive Shiny Gyarados Deluxe Figure just dropped at Pokémon World Championships 2025! ✨

Looking hot! Have fun!

Tiddies looking amazing 😍

Oh! It looks pretty 🥴

not enough of you are, just saying

Looking sexy af with that beard 🥵

selfie of me showing off new beard that is growing

beard update: continuing to fill itself in

Love how the landlords are selling the apartment building and the retailer only gave us a 4 hour notice that they want to see our unit during a time we aren’t even home. Like sorry but 4 hours ain’t enough for a notice and we aren’t calling out of work just to show off the unit unprepared

Only downside to this shirt is the neckline is a bit tight