GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.
06.03.2026 17:00 —
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Or wool 😎🐋🐑 (Warning: only UK oldies will get that)
07.03.2026 01:14 —
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Context in V2T is rarely more than skin deep and often absent entirely, AI or no AI. Best examples are in snooker or pool championship commentary, where the number of colours is limited and known. But the captions can refer to "rayed ball" instead of red, or "cream ball" instead of green. WTF, AI?
07.03.2026 01:12 —
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My hottest take is that gasoline should be ten times more expensive because ending the world should cost a lot of money.
06.03.2026 20:57 —
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you could not pay me to go to dubai even on the most peaceful day the world has ever known. i would not be caught dead there. literally if someone said here's one million dollars but you have to spend it in dubai i'd be like, thanks but no thanks
06.03.2026 20:58 —
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TBH I am not going to dismiss or accept any hypothesis without reproducible proof one way or the other. One-time anomalies, however interesting, don't cut it. Show me your aliens, Ma'am.
06.03.2026 20:56 —
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I, for one, welcome our new transdimensional overlords
06.03.2026 20:50 —
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I use a slow cooker for the stew, so yes, there's a lot of liquid to reduce, but it's sooo worth it 😋
06.03.2026 20:10 —
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Oxtail stew for sure but never done it as the soup.
06.03.2026 19:48 —
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Is there any ISP anywhere still providing 56Kb/s dialup access?
06.03.2026 19:36 —
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Voters and purchasers have got to start realising that business people, like politicians, are not "smart" or "talented" or "clever". They are as thick as two short planks and twice as dumb, otherwise they wouldn't have to pull shit like this. All they know is how to make money for the already-rich.
06.03.2026 19:00 —
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I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.
06.03.2026 13:16 —
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Not just Jewish. It's anti everything that isn't fundamentalist christian fascist. Pagan, Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu, Shinto, the whole lot.
05.03.2026 23:28 —
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She lied, deliberately. They all lie, Labour and Conservative. You need to continue voting them out.
05.03.2026 19:19 —
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Chicken Samboukka and hummous with a glass of Roza at Comptoir Libanais
05.03.2026 18:23 —
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Right. But before you dismiss it out of hand, remember all the other 32,768 claims of christofascist encroachment that were dismissed over both Trump presidencies with a glib "Oh, it'll never happen, they won't let it", all of which turned out to be true.
05.03.2026 00:47 —
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We can hope.
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My apologies for misunderstanding the arrangements. Keep up the good work.
05.03.2026 00:37 —
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(Correction, it was Mr Happy)
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GK3 (4): I need to pee.
K3: [motions to door]
GK3: Only a small pee, but nevertheless, a pee.
K3: ... 😂
Checking later, GK3 had been reading Mr Small, where "only ... but nevertheless" occurs. Ability to absorb and ability to transfer context are fascinating.
04.03.2026 18:38 —
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1953. It would appear that absolutely NOTHING has changed
04.03.2026 09:49 —
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Except that web site won't tell me where the events will be in each locations... I have to sign up to be notified by email but only on the first day of the event. How am I supposed to plan for that?
Scientists want me to know but they really need to get their sh^H^H web site in order first.
04.03.2026 17:06 —
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None of the people who believe that shit are actual scientists. To be a scientist, you have to follow the scientific method.
04.03.2026 16:30 —
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Which they probably know professionally anyway; or can make an educated guess.
04.03.2026 16:55 —
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When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
03.03.2026 12:10 —
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But they DID need to save that money...for bombs and ammo to kill people standing in the way of even greater profits.
04.03.2026 16:41 —
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Americans don't have any class, just money. Which some people think means class, but no.
04.03.2026 16:39 —
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I'm not sure the EU gives a red cent which way anyone sees it. The UK has passed out of the sphere of consciousness of the average EU citizen, so voting habits are largely irrelevant, as is any talk of rejoining. There are nine other candidate countries to deal with first (admittedly some no-hopers)
04.03.2026 16:31 —
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HR says it's fine, sign here please
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