Michael Reyes

Name me a badder bitch than Zinnia Wormwood.

That’s me! 👋🏼

Okay, magician! obsessed.

This is perfectly timed! I was at the store today and saw tons of rabbit statues I thought were so cute. I was wildly drawn to them and even snapped this photo. Then when I got home, a little rabbit was outside our front door. Then you share this!? I’m in.

Me and my baby girl have been so sleepy lately.

Clip from Portlandia: “Toni, it’s so hot.” “It’s the heat.”

94°

I know EVERY word.

Such a mood.

Finished reading “Giovanni’s Room” today then pulled some cards. I’m not crying, you’re crying.
#mmromance #queerliterature #booksky

Get cho’self a cool place to work.

Send me back to Boston, ASAP

Still unsure about this crop jersey. It’s cute but also… uhmurica 😂

let the adventure begin…

Grapevine beetles might be some of my new favorites. I love the way they’re punctuated like the fragmented pieces of a story being told over time. He’s gorgeous.

Did you say good morning to a millipede today? Cause I did.

What has daylight savings time taught me? That I need the sun to wake up.

Okay… 👴🏼I’ve reached the age where my bedtime routine takes 45+ minutes and then I also go to sleep with a satin bonnet, nose strip, and white noise.
What’s the overlap between self-care and preventative maintinence?

Why is it that every time I try to go see Jewels Sparkles live (poolside, btw), the universe decides Florida needs to suddenly be negative 400° outside!?

My team asked for a fit check today and I had to oblige. #ootd

The man who sets my alarms is not the man who wakes up. 😴

Is there a Chrome update 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮? Cause it feels like every day.

Making an exodus from the bigoted world of Meta 🤢