John Wesley Hard-on

Really hope they still do zyns when I retire cuz I'm gonna get hard into nicotine again!

Hard not to hear this in his voice with some hand gestures 👑

Do parents with autism (that is, they themselves are autistic), have to wear ear protection 24/7?
Doesn't matter if I think a kid is nice, when they wail it sends me

The Kinks early production is thinner than your average catwalk

Not talkin about my needy cat neither

The overnight fan is now in action in my bedroom til September

To be cringe is to be free 🫱🦋

They'll be cringe one day as well.

Just remembered wildflowers are coming!

T-minus 5 days til I go on holiday. Gonna start considering washing my hair

Me in between podcast eras rn

Why aren't they working on something as good as cigarettes, but without the downsides?

But getting a vermouth for €2.50 compared to anywhere in the UK 😱

Flashing the hazards! What a beautiful symbol of thanks. All the anarchists do it

I take my earphones out for 5 minutes and the hand driers & kids scraping their feet along the ground are trying to give me a meltdown

The transition of DV8 from culchiewear to the hippest shop on the high street was subtle and slow but it happened

😍😍 The eyes are captivating

I might only buy women's hoodies from here on. Baggy but cropped? Menswear has never heard of this

Or vpn if you're totally stuck

People can tell when you're listening to Oye Como Va in earphones

And your loving bf

Having a shoe rack is a great idea if you have less than or equal to 2 pairs of cowboy boots

First day on elvanse lfg

Either is one of those words that's kinda alright whichever way you say it

I fear old people judge me when they see on my phone while walking. Please, I'm actually just on Duolingo! I'm not like the others!

Woke up in the middle of the night with my watch on the wrong way round. Scary days we're living in here folks

All the young dudes carry the nudes