magikarpolycarp

Idk I just don’t remember the Lugia / Lost Box / Mew / ArcTina days ever being this stale. Maybe it’s cause I play more now than back then. And I felt like something would come out every couple of sets to shake up the top. But they just keep printing stuff that benefits Gardy and Pult lol

Tbh I like all the streamers as people, but the constant melodramatic screaming gets on my nerves 😬😬😬 like this is the Pokemon card game, not the Super Bowl. We don’t need you to act like it’s the Super Bowl lol

Any other Pokemon TCG players bored and/or exhausted by this format? It’s just fucking endless Gardevoir and Dragapult. Even if they don’t win, they’re always in contention to win. The game just feels stale. And every deck not named Gardevoir or Dragapult is built around “how do we beat them?”.

Why in the hell did Henry Brand play out that game?? My brother in Christ, you ain’t winning with a Latias lmao.

Guys: when a man gets SA no one cares!!!

The comment section on a FB post about the Wolfe topic:
-pokemon “funny” puns
-“is the first time a women touch him he should be happy!”
-“is your fault for taking pics with your fans”

Oh absofuckinlutely not

OMG congrats! That’s so exciting! And with my favorite deck?? 🎉🎉🎉

The number of times I have Lillied for 8 in any deck and not gotten close to what I needed has been startlingly high. It has me questioning everything lol

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

People who think that we “don’t need labels” are privileged people who have access to everything they need without one.

Wow am I glad I spotted that Alpha Staryu and decided to catch it and then look around

It me!

AHHHHH SHINY MAGIKARP SHINY MAGIKARP SHINY MAGIKARP WTFWTFWTF OMGOMGOMG SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP CHAT I CAUGHT ME

Nah I think it’s cause it’s just really easy to shiny hunt.

SHINY BOUNCY BULB

I also don’t wanna invalidate your very real feelings. I am hopefully just being an encouragement.

I am 38 and it took till age 38 for it to happen. I literally thought it would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever happen. But then it did. And I told myself for years, not everyone gets to have that and I’m one of the ones that doesn’t.

That was me for years and I was very cynical about it, and then it diiiiiiidddd

I didn’t believe it for many years. And it was a long wait. But it happened.

I’m 38 and it did take me a long time, but I can assure you that if I can find someone, anyone can lol

The correct answer to many things.

*steps up to soapbox*

Progressive Christians can be a bit too concerned with being respectable, presentable and likable.

I see no such interest in the Hebrew Prophets, Jesus, Paul and the Church Fathers.

Like they got spicy and controversial and they didn’t give a fuck who they offended.

Please no talkative people on the bus talk to me today, Lord I am begging you.

And just think, these people can vote and reproduce.

Why in the fucking hell is it still 70 degrees and sunny at the end of October, can you all get off AI and stop eating red meat and heating up the atmosphere.

S.O. is going out of town Saturday, so we are moving up our weekend and I get to see him today aka a day early! 😍

(The way our schedules work, we really only get to see each other on weekends, though we text 24/7 lol)

Oh my goodness a denomination that strips women of power and vilifies #LGBTQIA+ people is led by sexual predators who could have imagined such a thing.

100% agree

Yeah the Mega shiny helps make up for the regular shiny.

PULLED ANOTHER ONE 😱 😍