Sodslawyer

Currently considering doing a version of The Death March with a key change in the middle.

Seems random here - some images and avis are fine, others not showing.

Hit me up with some Actual Objects

Photos, avis etc are increasingly not loading on this site, for me.

Currently weighing up whether I'm worse off or not.

#NowPlaying 'Rampen - Apm: Alien Pop Music' - Einstürzende Neubauten

Might hand out some flyers which say 'Jesus is ambivalent about you'

1-1! Wahey!

Yeah we've got a good team spirit and an excellent manager, hopefully they're enjoying themselves and just giving it their best shot.

Oh there we go, we've conceded a goal, I'm sure there'll be more, but we did well to hold out that long.

It'll be very surprising if we do anything other than lose, but it's nice to see my team - League 1 Mansfield - currently holding Arsenal to a 0-0 draw near the end of the first half of this FA Cup round.

Pâté, obviously.

Brussels pate on toast for breakfast. Up yours, Brexit.

No, I'm not ready for that.

Thanks, Curious. Now, the weather. For most of the country, it will be a...

A large and noisy plane, by the sound of it.

#NowPlaying 'LSD' - Cardiacs

A near-empty half glass of Dubai, as described

A taste of Dubai.

(It's a creamy milk stout, Kent Brewery, 4.7%)

*makes a joke about 'Birmingham City football' and 'without success'*

#lolbantz

Sarah Gail Brand Trombonist of Improvised Music. Also seen on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle series 1 & 2 For more info, contact me on here.

Hello Bluesky.

If you like Improvised Music/ Free Jazz, you can hear and buy it on my records here:

sarahgailbrand.bandcamp.com

I haven't released a new record for a while - I'm benched as a trombone player while I recover from hand and arm surgery, but my music lives on!

#BandcampFriday

Why do Birds custard powder packets
Suddenly appear
Every time
You are
Near

Not a single mention of fog on the Met Office forecast on this very, very foggy day.

Why's that?

I can hear distant music. Guessing there's a music lesson happening in the school up the road.

It sounds fucking awful.

Just searched for Massaman Potato Substitute and well there's a band name for the taking.

Afflicted or affected, take your pick...

Hasn't been an appetite thing but since my brother died there's a huge knot around my chest and lungs and I have to consciously do stuff to ease it. So yeah I can well imagine if that had afflected my stomach.

I love that oddballs like that were around and on tv. They made an impression on me.

Wilf Lunn - Wikipedia

One of those eccentric inventor types - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilf_Lunn

There was a point in time where both Mike Harding and Wilf Lunn were on tv on a semi-regular basis. Different characters but somehow linked in my mind.

Mike Harding vibes, I thought.